No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jul 14, 2008 12:10:55 pm PDT #7843 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I didn't know you could knitalong. Contributes to its mystery, I suppose.

Can you have a whale tail and a coin slot at the same time? Does the coin slot require there being no visible fabric? I saw a muffin top / whale tail / tramp stamp¹ recently, and wondered if the poor woman could worsen her hand.

¹: Good? Bad? Indifferent? You be the judge, but apparently she was being judged.


DavidS - Jul 14, 2008 12:16:19 pm PDT #7844 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Is a coin slot like cameltoe?


§ ita § - Jul 14, 2008 12:18:46 pm PDT #7845 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

World's calmest coinslot (via Mischa Barton).


Beverly - Jul 14, 2008 12:50:41 pm PDT #7846 of 10003
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Birthday Felicitations to Ouise and Zenkitty! Cake! Sparklers! A year of new and fun things, and familiar and wonderful things wished to both of you.


Sheryl - Jul 14, 2008 12:53:04 pm PDT #7847 of 10003
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Happy Birthday Ouise and Zenkitty!


Glamcookie - Jul 14, 2008 1:07:49 pm PDT #7848 of 10003
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Happy birthday to you, Ouise and Zenkitty!


Frankenbuddha - Jul 14, 2008 1:17:36 pm PDT #7849 of 10003
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

But the pure venom about illegals takin' our jobs...in New Hampshire? Really? NEW HAMPSHIRE?

Theodosia beat me to it, but yeah, unless you're talking Franco-Americans (and, really, these days I don't think they are running across the border like they used to), NSM. I know Maine used to have a very large KKK contingent back in the day, but it was the French they were against, for the most part.


DavidS - Jul 14, 2008 1:21:01 pm PDT #7850 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

World's calmest coinslot (via Mischa Barton).

Then I think a whale tail and coinslot would be mutually exclusive.


tommyrot - Jul 14, 2008 1:22:50 pm PDT #7851 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Then I think a whale tail and coinslot would be mutually exclusive.

Yeah. Unless the whale tail was made of some translucent/sheer material. Or was misaligned.


Cashmere - Jul 14, 2008 1:24:35 pm PDT #7852 of 10003
Now tagless for your comfort.

Shit, I just killed a tick in the house. Now I have to go do a tick check on the kids. *shudder*

I fucking hate ticks.