Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.

Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


amych - Jul 02, 2008 5:16:40 pm PDT #6219 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

What does that actually mean?

Being in pageants, I think. Go Miss USA, with the goal-setting!


Jesse - Jul 02, 2008 5:17:21 pm PDT #6220 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I LOVE that Miss DR's national costume is baseball. Cracks my ass up!


Strix - Jul 02, 2008 5:18:01 pm PDT #6221 of 10003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Miss Maritarius want to open a restaurant. She can hide it under her skirt!


amych - Jul 02, 2008 5:18:15 pm PDT #6222 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I know! Slutty baseball!


Kat - Jul 02, 2008 5:18:25 pm PDT #6223 of 10003
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

And it's sparkly slutty baseball!

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Jesse - Jul 02, 2008 5:18:38 pm PDT #6224 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Being in pageants, I think. Go Miss USA, with the goal-setting!

Pageants and then motivational speaking. This is what I'm saying about Kate Schindle! She actually has a career other than "former Miss America"!


Strix - Jul 02, 2008 5:19:17 pm PDT #6225 of 10003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Hey, Miss Montenegro wants to be a parapsychologist! The truth is out there, yo!


Kat - Jul 02, 2008 5:20:03 pm PDT #6226 of 10003
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

She actually has a career other than "former Miss America"!

Actress/Waitress!


amych - Jul 02, 2008 5:22:32 pm PDT #6227 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

The 1970s called. They want their upholstery back.


Strix - Jul 02, 2008 5:23:40 pm PDT #6228 of 10003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Miss Ukraine is not only wearing a chain-link chastity belt, she appears to have spilled some pesto down the side of her dress.