No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


amych - Jun 17, 2008 8:57:59 am PDT #3592 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I will experiment, then, and report back!

Yum! Please do!


Jessica - Jun 17, 2008 9:14:09 am PDT #3593 of 10003
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

It's on my List Of Things I Wish I Did Myself Instead Of Paying Other People For, but I've never got around to actually doing it.


Sparky1 - Jun 17, 2008 9:25:36 am PDT #3594 of 10003
Librarian Warlord

Didn't Stephanie and her DH roast beans?


Daisy Jane - Jun 17, 2008 9:28:15 am PDT #3595 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

This? Is why my friends are jealous of my job (in a they are happy for me way, not the bitchy mean way). [link]


amych - Jun 17, 2008 9:31:45 am PDT #3596 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Didn't Stephanie and her DH roast beans?

That's it! I knew one of us had.


tommyrot - Jun 17, 2008 9:32:13 am PDT #3597 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Gotta love San Francisco: [link]

Found this hilariously subtle change to an advertisement on one of the MUNI cable cars. The original sign said "Been down on a submarine lately?" My hat is off to the perpetrator.


Vortex - Jun 17, 2008 9:34:07 am PDT #3598 of 10003
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Didn't Stephanie and her DH roast beans?

yes, DH had a coffee company for a while, but it was suspended when one of the partners went to Iraq, I think.


brenda m - Jun 17, 2008 9:43:51 am PDT #3599 of 10003
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Am in a meeting with Roger Staubach. Wonder what Hank Hill would have to stay about that?


erikaj - Jun 17, 2008 9:46:03 am PDT #3600 of 10003
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal

He'd be crazy impressed, I tell ya what.


§ ita § - Jun 17, 2008 10:01:05 am PDT #3601 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think lunch just crested nasty. But at least I know I'm done exploring that avenue. Fries with cheese bacon and mushrooms on top (see how I avoid *all* the commas?). The stomach is a strange taskmaster.

Okay, off to the bookstore with me. I fell way out of that habit. Hopefully I can put it back in, with some calmness.