For Nigel Tufnel Day (i.e. 11/11/11), the challenge is to write eleven-word stories and post them to Twitter with the hashtag #11words.
It's a little easier than Hemingway's six-word ones, anyway.
I mean, let's say you did kill us. Or didn't. There could be torture. Whatever. But somehow you found the goods. What would your cut be?
Mal ,'Out Of Gas'
The Great Write Way, Act Three: Where's the gun?
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Amy - Nov 11, 2011 5:41:50 am PST #4838 of 6734
Because books.
hippocampus - Nov 11, 2011 5:49:55 am PST #4839 of 6734
not your mom's socks.
I'm feeling lucky I can still count to 11 after night #2 of Croup + fever. WTH - I thought croup was over when she could read or something. (I know this doesn't make sense. My brain is on slush mode).
Ginger - Nov 11, 2011 6:02:05 am PST #4840 of 6734
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Eleven words is hard:
If the bloodstains come out, I can sell the wedding dress.
Strix - Nov 11, 2011 7:21:56 am PST #4841 of 6734
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
And it turned out that the drunken monkey had been correct.
Amy - Nov 11, 2011 7:24:25 am PST #4842 of 6734
Because books.
You have to tell a whole story, though. And you have to tweet it! Well, you don't have to, but it's fun.
Ginger - Nov 11, 2011 8:14:21 am PST #4843 of 6734
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
It's the whole story that's so hard.
Strix - Nov 11, 2011 8:46:48 am PST #4844 of 6734
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Oh! I see...That IS challenging! Hmm.
Strix - Nov 11, 2011 8:52:09 am PST #4845 of 6734
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Done! I think.
She carried his letter always; a reminder that love transcends death.
Connie Neil - Nov 11, 2011 8:58:52 am PST #4846 of 6734
brillig
"You killed them?" the mobster scoffed, not seeing the gun I hid.
Strix - Nov 11, 2011 9:04:14 am PST #4847 of 6734
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Staring at the corpse of her enemy, she smiled. And wept.