Mal: Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us? Zoe: Big damn heroes, sir.

'Safe'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Apr 25, 2008 9:50:24 am PDT #3555 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

As soon as I leaned down to give it my hand to sniff, it stopped barking, dropped to the ground, and rolled onto its back in the patented rub-my-belly move.

Ooh, I should have tried that! I could have gotten in some quality puppy-belly-rubbing time....


Frankenbuddha - Apr 25, 2008 9:51:29 am PDT #3556 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Blobstein

This sounds like something that should be "Coming soon, on Sci-Fi"

a grueling performance of Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf

Grueling as in badly done, or as in emotionally draining?


Frankenbuddha - Apr 25, 2008 9:52:42 am PDT #3557 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Ooh, I should have tried that! I could have gotten in some quality puppy-belly-rubbing time....

I wouldn't be surprised if it was going at you because you smell like cats.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 25, 2008 9:53:37 am PDT #3558 of 10001
You have to remember that being a 5-time Olympic medalist means Hilary Knight has been playing hockey at an elite level at least 16 years. It's impossible for her to be a teenage girl less than 16 years old, thus the President's complete lack of interest.

The latter. I think it was well-performed and faithful to the text, it was just painful to watch.


tommyrot - Apr 25, 2008 9:54:35 am PDT #3559 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Blobstein

This sounds like something that should be "Coming soon, on Sci-Fi"

For some reason, this reminds me of Tom Servo's script for a horror movie, Earth vs. Soup.


tommyrot - Apr 25, 2008 9:55:34 am PDT #3560 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I wouldn't be surprised if it was going at you because you smell like cats.

Just one cat. And a German Shepherd.


Fred Pete - Apr 25, 2008 10:00:10 am PDT #3561 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Parts of Virginia Woolf would qualify as black comedy. But I'm not sure I'd put it in a high school curriculum. I can only imagine possible parental reaction to the game of "hump the hostess."


tommyrot - Apr 25, 2008 10:04:30 am PDT #3562 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Prettiest. Bathtub. Evah! [link]


megan walker - Apr 25, 2008 10:13:21 am PDT #3563 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

HOMG, Specialty's cookies are 600 calories? I no longer mourn the fact that when I changed jobs I lost Specialty's. Wow.

Needless to say, I will not be going there for a snack today.


lisah - Apr 25, 2008 10:15:41 am PDT #3564 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Headstands should not be encumbered by a flappy skirt.

Exactly! I have a hard enough time with my boobs encumbering me (and my ability to breath in some poses).

I no longer mourn the fact that when I changed jobs I lost Specialty's. Wow.

Over 10 years later I still miss their cream of mushroom & wild rice soup.