when I asked where my red ceramic bowl (I kept extra votives in it) was, it was stacked up on the side of the house with the "junk."
What an asshole.
Everything looks good from here... Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land.' I think we should call it 'your grave!' Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh! Now die! Oh, no, God! Oh, dear God in heaven!
Wash ,'Serenity'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Mar 17, 2008 10:35:05 am PDT #5526 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Aims - Mar 17, 2008 10:35:31 am PDT #5527 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
when I asked where my red ceramic bowl (I kept extra votives in it) was, it was stacked up on the side of the house with the "junk."
What a fucktard.
Steph L. - Mar 17, 2008 10:36:28 am PDT #5528 of 10001
It's actually been a really hard year, when you stop and do the math. Eliot would cry, too, if it didn't take him seventy minutes of therapy, two cocktails, and a Sondheim medley before he can experience a human emotion through the haze of his PTSD.
Allyson, I'm all in favor of stealth-gnoming your neighbor into submission.
Steph L. - Mar 17, 2008 10:38:18 am PDT #5529 of 10001
It's actually been a really hard year, when you stop and do the math. Eliot would cry, too, if it didn't take him seventy minutes of therapy, two cocktails, and a Sondheim medley before he can experience a human emotion through the haze of his PTSD.
Oh! Welcome, Shir!
Aims - Mar 17, 2008 10:38:20 am PDT #5530 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I say we sign him up for the Jehovah's Witnesses to come visit.
AND stealth gnome him.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 17, 2008 10:40:45 am PDT #5531 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Don't forget a cutout of someone bending over, a plastic Madonna, and a reflecting ball. Maybe something inflatable as well.
msbelle - Mar 17, 2008 10:41:08 am PDT #5532 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
in my head a small army of not so stealthy nor ninja-like angry folk all dressed in black will sneak in each night to add items to the backyard and/or to wait outside for the jackhole and hit him with paintballs or water balloons or glitter bombs.
Miracleman - Mar 17, 2008 10:41:13 am PDT #5533 of 10001
I can do this all day
LEG LAMP!!
Steph L. - Mar 17, 2008 10:42:09 am PDT #5534 of 10001
It's actually been a really hard year, when you stop and do the math. Eliot would cry, too, if it didn't take him seventy minutes of therapy, two cocktails, and a Sondheim medley before he can experience a human emotion through the haze of his PTSD.
I say we sign him up for the Jehovah's Witnesses to come visit.
AND stealth gnome him.
Don't forget a cutout of someone bending over, a plastic Madonna, and a reflecting ball. Maybe something inflatable as well.
in my head a small army of not so stealthy nor ninja-like angry folk all dressed in black will sneak in each night to add items to the backyard and/or to wait outside for the jackhole and hit him with paintballs or water balloons or glitter bombs.
All you need is a piece of cardboard and a marker.
msbelle - Mar 17, 2008 10:42:27 am PDT #5535 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
maybe we should all find "charming things" from around our home and send them c/o the decorating czar.