I'm feeling like i'm coming down with something, so it's won ton soup and spicy halal veggies for me. Yum. Possibly a samosa.
Spike? It's you. It's really you! My therapist thought I was holding on to false hope, but…I knew you'd come back. You're like…you're like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. Oh…he's alive Frodo. He's alive.
Andrew ,'Damage'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Vortex - Mar 11, 2008 7:17:09 am PDT #4211 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
shrift - Mar 11, 2008 7:19:03 am PDT #4212 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I went to get my lunch out of the refrigerator. It wasn't there. I stared. Shuffled some containers around. Still not there. I headed back to my desk to post on the internets that someone had stolen my fucking lunch. I put the Diet Coke on my desk and went back to look again, because seriously, what the shit?
I looked in the refrigerator. Still no lunch. When I closed the door, I realized, wait a second. This wasn't the refrigerator I put my lunch in earlier today; the door was different. It was in the exact same spot as the refrigerator I put my lunch in, but that refrigerator was gone.
I headed back to my desk to post on the internets that my fucking lunch had disappeared. Stumbled over the refrigerator which had my lunch, which was hidden in a corner behind many filing cabinets.
I now have my lunch and am wondering if they make tupperware with tracking devices.
Dana - Mar 11, 2008 7:23:59 am PDT #4213 of 10001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
Stumbled over the refrigerator which had my lunch, which was hidden in a corner behind many filing cabinets.
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Are you sure you didn't actually switch over to a parallel universe? I saw this episode of Star Trek. It had Worf and a birthday party.
sarameg - Mar 11, 2008 7:25:14 am PDT #4214 of 10001
So for shell games, your office uses refrigerators?
tommyrot - Mar 11, 2008 7:26:36 am PDT #4215 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Is Skynet building refrigerators now?
shrift - Mar 11, 2008 7:31:34 am PDT #4216 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Are you sure you didn't actually switch over to a parallel universe? I saw this episode of Star Trek. It had Worf and a birthday party.
The thought had entered my mind. I am pretty out of it, dude. Last night, I had my contact lens case in my hand, and then a second later I didn't, and I had no idea what I'd done with it.
What happened is that someone moved the refrigerator out of the copy room to make room for a new copier, and put it in the space where the filing room refrigerator had been, then moved the filing room refrigerator and microwave to a completely different location. And seriously, I have got enough problems without them making me think that I have finally lost my mind.
DavidS - Mar 11, 2008 7:35:22 am PDT #4217 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Happy birthday, Tom! I hope it's filled with classic cars, five star songs and naked cats.
Gud! Take care of your heart, dammit.
tommyrot - Mar 11, 2008 7:36:11 am PDT #4218 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Someone tell me what I was thinking on 12/27/07 when I specified that qfltCStblChangeTypeTMP.Type could not be Null....
Gudanov - Mar 11, 2008 7:37:11 am PDT #4219 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
What happened is that someone moved the refrigerator out of the copy room to make room for a new copier, and put it in the space where the filing room refrigerator had been, then moved the filing room refrigerator and microwave to a completely different location.
Obviously they are plotting against you.
Miracleman - Mar 11, 2008 7:40:04 am PDT #4220 of 10001
I can do this all day
qfltCStblChangeTypeTMP.Type could not be Null....
Obviously it means Quaffle to C.S. Lewis' table the script for ChangeType: The Motion Picture. Type it up neatly. Do not ignore this, it's important (could not be Null).
How, precisely, you Quaffle a script to somebody's table I'm not clear on. Sounds Australian to me.