You people? Unhelpful.
I thought baseball tix were a great idea! In being fun, relatively inexpensive, and keeping with the theme.
I was also going to suggest pocket Constitution but sarameg beat me to the punch.
Gunn: The final score can't be rigged. I don't care how many players you grease, that last shot always comes up a question mark. But here's the thing. You never know when you're taking it. It could be when you're duking it out with the Legion of Doom, or just crossing the street deciding where to have brunch. So you just treat it like it was up to you—the world in balance—'cause you never know when it is.
'Underneath'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
lisah - Feb 26, 2008 9:59:38 am PST #1715 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
shrift - Feb 26, 2008 10:05:55 am PST #1716 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I love my pocket Constitution.
Kathy A - Feb 26, 2008 10:09:08 am PST #1717 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
I love my pocket Constitution.
More than Bush/Cheney do, that's for sure!
sumi - Feb 26, 2008 10:12:26 am PST #1718 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
I think that Bush/Cheney have the abridged version.
Allyson - Feb 26, 2008 10:14:16 am PST #1719 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I'm too poor for baseball tix! So, so poor.
Ginger - Feb 26, 2008 10:19:50 am PST #1720 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
A pocket Constitution and a slice of apple pie? An ear of corn, a squash and a cigarette?
lori - Feb 26, 2008 10:21:51 am PST #1721 of 10001
Boots for Jesse: [link]
Allyson - Feb 26, 2008 10:24:06 am PST #1722 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Ima go with a pocket constitution. We're going to have apple pie at the party.
beekaytee - Feb 26, 2008 10:27:23 am PST #1723 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant
think that Bush/Cheney have the abridged version.
You beat me to my suggestion of a pocket Constitution with a boot print on it. Or perhaps singe marks around the edges.
Cynicism is out of place in this lovely celebration, I know...but...
sarameg - Feb 26, 2008 10:32:39 am PST #1724 of 10001
I think those boots cracked me up a little.
Of course, I might just be cracking today.
And I have to go get a crown and break up with my dentist in half an hour.