Hey who said anything about *ordering* the sharpened sticks? I was merely trying to assess your threat level so I'd know how much liability insurance AlGoreistan's going to need.

Or how many acres of hardwood trees we're going to have to plant to keep our security force properly armed. It's a slow, steady process.

OMGWTFPENGUINS!

In my class on IQ testing I use the old Monty Python skit about penguin IQ to highlight cultural effects on IQ results. That picture will be the perfect illustration. Right down to the clipboard.

OMGWTFPENGUINS!

I love how one or two of the penguins seem to have a keen interest in the filling out of the clipboard....

I spent almost an hour and a half on the bus this morning. And not a particularly warm bus. My feets, they are still unthawing.

I think Al Gore is secretly Canadian.

Dread meeting has becoma a lunch outing, which I guess is good.

What is cruel is it is within walking distance of home, I think. So close to where I'd rather be and yet no!

Hey who said anything about *ordering* the sharpened sticks? I was merely trying to assess your threat level so I'd know how much liability insurance AlGoreistan's going to need.

Pfah. Insurance is Future AlGoreistan's problem.

Today, we sharpen sticks! And, maybe, collect a Big Pile of Rocks!

Nothing is too good for the defense of our non-existent nation! And anybody who says different is a terrorist and probably kicks kittens.

I think Al Gore is secretly Canadian.

YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM. (He's all we have!)

And anybody who says different is a terrorist and probably kicks kittens.

Don't mention kittens! You'll give away our new secret weapon: Kittens with pointed sticks attached to them.

Lazy is Better, Math Says So: [link]

I know one of the students who did this - funny.

lunch does sound better sarameg! Hope you're going somewhere good? Hon Cafe? Holy Frijoles?