Sometimes a thing gets broke, can't be fixed.

Kaylee ,'Out Of Gas'


Natter 56: ...we need the writers.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jan 23, 2008 9:05:45 am PST #4985 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

What does NASA jokingly call the demon who lives near Mars and likes to trash spacecraft?


Jessica - Jan 23, 2008 9:10:22 am PST #4986 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

What does NASA jokingly call the demon who lives near Mars and likes to trash spacecraft?

Steve.


Gudanov - Jan 23, 2008 9:13:21 am PST #4987 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

What does NASA jokingly call the demon who lives near Mars and likes to trash spacecraft?

Well, now we know it is really Bigfoot. The Bigfoots (Bigfeet?) probably travel back and forth from Mars in those huge UFOs flying over Texas and Phoenix. Those big feet they have also come in handy for stamping out crop circles.


Pix - Jan 23, 2008 9:13:39 am PST #4988 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

STABBITY.

The mother who thinks her kid is flying "under the radar" when I've spent hours and hours dealing with these [imagined] issues all semester is making me want to spork something.


Liese S. - Jan 23, 2008 9:18:01 am PST #4989 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Oh! Send me your addy,

Insent! Thanks! And yeah, I make the fizzy water too, I just also make pop. It is made of win.


sumi - Jan 23, 2008 9:21:36 am PST #4990 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Okay, so we send Tim on a vacation and then we have the F2F at his house?


Vortex - Jan 23, 2008 9:25:08 am PST #4991 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Ugh. Star Wars condoms:

I was watching HBO late night, and saw an episode of Cat House, a reality show about a brothel in Nevada. One of the staff members had a custom made stormtrooper uniform. Complete with breasts and cutouts in strategic places. Instead of boots, she had matching “hooker shoes” (her words not mine) made.


§ ita § - Jan 23, 2008 9:26:37 am PST #4992 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

so we send Tim on a vacation and then we have the F2F at his house?

We could invite him...

Infinity pool.

I think it's okay he doesn't have one, but I'm disappointed in the lack of facility for hot food near the theatre.


Allyson - Jan 23, 2008 9:29:49 am PST #4993 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

The kitchen is above the theater. The kitchen has a wet bar, two refrigerators, a servant area thingy, a breakfast nook, wrap around counters, and something about wine glasses that I don't remember.

The whole place is intended to be party-central.


Liese S. - Jan 23, 2008 9:33:02 am PST #4994 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Is there a dumbwaiter to lower things down to the theater? There should be a dumbwaiter.

I'll yield on the infinity pool, but those things are awesome.

Oh, and back on the penguin, it's funny because I was so distressed when I couldn't get the sodamix that I investigated, and it looks like I could buy actual Coke syrup, too. I dunno if it would work or not, but I think so. I didn't, because the most efficient way to buy it involved buying really large quantities and I wasn't sure I wanted to commit.