I was going to say. Problem #1 with a True Church of Jedi is the schism over whether the Force is inborn and predestined, or born of free will. And then you have people bisecting one another with light sabers, and the Huguenot wars all over again!
Erasmus v. John Calvin deathmatch! Now with something considerably more dramatic than a well-placed translation!!
See, when I think of Bartlism, I think of a religion where followers respond to requests for them to work by saying, "I would prefer not to."
I was going to say. Problem #1 with a True Church of Jedi is the schism over whether the Force is inborn and predestined, or born of free will.
Energy-Fieldists vs. Midichlorianites!
it's snowing (up 24 flights). not sticking at all, but swirly pretty white stuff is in the air.
Don't make me nail to your door a list of 95 ways in which okra is the one true vegetable.
Just you try it! Hey, here's a holy quest...find me 95 actually GOOD recipes featuring okra as a main ingredient and you get a free pass to Heaven.
See, when I think of Bartlism, I think of a religion where followers respond to requests for them to work by saying, "I would prefer not to."
That's the old testament. The NEW testament is embodied in a sweet, obedient pooch who is leading the way for others to find true peace and treats. Lo, the church of Bartlism .
you get a free pass to Heaven.
But would that Heaven have okra?
Energy-Fieldists vs. Midichlorianites!
GLucas, you are dead to me.
But would that Heaven have okra?
Man! That is one existential head-twist.
I see centuries of doctrinal inquiry in the offing.
Fred Thompson's dropped out of the presidential race.
Fred Thompson was still in the presidential race?