The Pacman cupcakes are very cute and not helping with the whole I'm starving thing.

Nora - was your commute frelled by the Beverly bridge again?

It was certainly impacted, as my train was the one right after the one that had been cancelled (the 7:03). I was running about 15 minutes late and I got a seat, so things were astonishingly kind of ok this morning. Thank jebus, because I do not feel so great.

That's right, I need to eat my half a sandwich....

I'm so done with today.

Okay, just ordered lunch (gyro, fries, lemonade) - had to make sure I had funds in the bank.

Campbell's Tomato Soup & blue corn chips.

Ugh.

I'm currently sharing the office with an on-call chaplain whose clothes absolutely reek of fabric softener.

Days like this being in a shared office sucks.

Retro-gamer cupcakes OM NOM NOM NOM

Oh! There needs to be Caterpillar cupcake, and now!

It was certainly impacted, as my train was the one right after the one that had been cancelled (the 7:03). I was running about 15 minutes late and I got a seat, so things were astonishingly kind of ok this morning. Thank jebus, because I do not feel so great.

They cancelled the 7:03? Damn, that's not what the signs were telling us. I guess that's what we get for being the train that seems to usually be on time. I almost decided to go for the express, but if it was too cold, I'd have wanted to take the car (I didn't), and the lot sometimes fills up before that.

::shakes head sadly::

Force strong for new Jedi church

Two Star Wars-loving brothers planning a Jedi church hope it will be much nearer than a galaxy far, far away.

Barney, 26 - or Master Jonba Hehol - and Daniel, 21 - Master Morda Hehol - head the UK Church of the Jedi, in honour of the film's good knights.

They say their services will include sermons on "the Force," light sabre training, and meditation techniques.

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"We printed off a couple of sermons and did a sermon in our house for a couple of friends one night."

Barney and his musician brother Daniel, from Holyhead, help run four websites devoted to the development of the "faith".

They plan to go to the official opening of a Surrey-based branch or "chapter" of the UK Church of the Jedi in April, and hope to hire an Anglesey venue for their own services.

Already six followers regularly meet in north Wales to discuss setting up the "church".

It is hoped Jedi church members will resist Darth Vader's dark side

"My brother and I would hold sermons, do talks and get guest speakers," explained Barney.

"We would read out essays members of the congregation have submitted on their feelings about the Jedi and the Force: do meditation, relaxation and visualisation techniques and a bit of light-sabre training."

Watching the films as children gave the brothers a good understanding of the "faith," said Barney.

"We had a knowledge of the Force from that and the teachings of Yoda. We've read the teachings on the internet.

"Our father is a karate black belt, we used to train with him, which is where we got the martial arts."

Barney, who has watched the Star Wars films "multiple dozens of times," does not wear film-themed clothing in public, but he and his brother would do so at Jedi church meetings.

'Sense of unity'

He said: "My brother and I will wear the Jedi robes, the dark brown robes... the congregation would be in black. Really to bring a sense of unity to the meetings."

Although the current members are all men, women are not excluded, as Barney Jones points out: "Princess Leia helped them out a lot."

However, any congregation member drawn to the dark side of the Force, embodied in the film by Darth Vader, would be advised they are following the wrong path and could face expulsion.

Barney explained: "Obviously, if someone starts to try and use the good force for greed and power, they are going to bring negative interference into the meetings.

"We cannot have the Force disrupted by negative interference."

Gawd, making fun of this would be like shooting fish in a barrel....

"Princess Leia helped them out a lot." - yeah, just like how Smurfette helped out the Smurfs a lot....

Mr. Jane is getting me nan, hummus and samosas! Yay!