Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kat - Aug 14, 2007 7:34:24 am PDT #4542 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Oof, Kathy! I'm glad that they seem to be resolving charges etc, but I know what you mean about trusting people you work with.

My principal seems reluctant to sign my papers for leave. I basically feel like grabbing her and saying, "you'd like to think you can make me stay and teach, but you can't. If you do, I will make every day I am at this school more unpleasant for you than the day before until you wished that you hadn't been demoted from the Central Office to our school."


Kat - Aug 14, 2007 7:34:37 am PDT #4543 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Matt, that picture is FANTASTIC.


§ ita § - Aug 14, 2007 7:35:36 am PDT #4544 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Internal bra. You know, if I thought it would work long-term and lack complications, I'd be all over it.

Male management and boyfriend training unit. Not, in theory, the work safest of sites, though there isn't any raunchy imagery.

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Jesse - Aug 14, 2007 7:36:36 am PDT #4545 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Matt, that's hilarious!


P.M. Marc - Aug 14, 2007 7:38:10 am PDT #4546 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

OMG, Matt, that's hysterical!

I love it!


§ ita § - Aug 14, 2007 7:42:14 am PDT #4547 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Matt, that's both succinct and impenetrable to the rest of the world. I love that.


sarameg - Aug 14, 2007 7:42:53 am PDT #4548 of 10001

Good job, Matt!

The internal bra intrigues me and then I think about screws in my ribs and get as wincy as I do over any kind of boob surgery.


lisah - Aug 14, 2007 7:43:51 am PDT #4549 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

ha! I JUST got what the spools of thread were for. der.


Daisy Jane - Aug 14, 2007 7:46:06 am PDT #4550 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Awesome Matt!

Thanks katefate!

I havent been here for more than 2 1/2 hours before I had to take my first smoke break.


juliana - Aug 14, 2007 7:46:28 am PDT #4551 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Matt, your picture made me do the Paul Gross arms. Good on ya!!

{{{Callaluna}}} Breathe, sweetie. I actually enjoyed the hell out of my wedding. The only meltdown I had was when my parents did the final walkthrough of the space with me and started snarking about the charges and the sound system and saying they could have gotten a better deal. They plainly could not have (it was a *great* deal and they lived 3000 miles away), and I offered to give them their money back, because I didn't want to hear it.

Anyway. I had a very good wedding. If I get married again, though, it'll be on a beach somewhere with only a few people. Yes.