We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.

Mal ,'Serenity'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 10, 2007 7:05:32 am PDT #3817 of 10001
You have to remember that being a 5-time Olympic medalist means Hilary Knight has been playing hockey at an elite level at least 16 years. It's impossible for her to be a teenage girl less than 16 years old, thus the President's complete lack of interest.

Matt, is that the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile???

Yep. It was parked at the West Memphis Holiday Inn on my drive to work this morning.


Emily - Aug 10, 2007 7:06:23 am PDT #3818 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

You'd think they'd look for photos without stubble.


Laura - Aug 10, 2007 7:07:41 am PDT #3819 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

The beard shadow doesn't help Hugh's.

I am going to miss the chill very much when I get home.


Daisy Jane - Aug 10, 2007 7:07:48 am PDT #3820 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

You'd think they'd look for photos without stubble.

This.


msbelle - Aug 10, 2007 7:10:16 am PDT #3821 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Just the face and hair of the Hugh Laurie look a lot like Iggy Pop.


Zenkitty - Aug 10, 2007 7:11:03 am PDT #3822 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

They could photoshop out the stubble while they're photoshopping in the eyeshadow. IJS. Lazy!

Daisy Jane, are you still around? I need to ask you for your how-to manual on fixing credit reports. Because mine, it turns out, are FUBAR.


tommyrot - Aug 10, 2007 7:12:23 am PDT #3823 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

My theory is they assigned the job of photoshopping Hugh Laurie to a grumpy intern.


DavidS - Aug 10, 2007 7:14:14 am PDT #3824 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Beheaded snake bites man


Theresa - Aug 10, 2007 7:17:08 am PDT #3825 of 10001
"What would it take to get your daughter to stop tweeting about this?"

Root Beer Float Cupcakes

Which has root beer schnapps as one of its ingredients. I didn't know such a thing existed!

I am soooo making this tonight.


bon bon - Aug 10, 2007 7:17:13 am PDT #3826 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

The photochops were submitted here: [link]

I don't think they airbrushed any of the stubble out, just inserted the face into a female picture and added makeup.