This is a time of celebration, so sit still and be quiet.

Snyder ,'Chosen'


Buffista Movies 6: lies and videotape  

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Hayden - Apr 10, 2008 8:21:39 am PDT #4974 of 10000
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

That's why we need to go back to the Elizabethan theater model! So we can see Jeremy Irons playing Ophelia!


juliana - Apr 10, 2008 8:22:43 am PDT #4975 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I hate everybody.

passes Sean the Fernet and a cigarette

Yup.

So we can see Jeremy Irons playing Ophelia!

....

Okay, I kind of want to see that.


Jessica - Apr 10, 2008 8:30:04 am PDT #4976 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Tying the two threads together, the main reason I find it hard to call myself a Cronenberg fan (apart from the fact that I just don't do gross-out horror) is that his female characters always make me cringe. There's always something that just makes me go "Um, okay, no."


Miracleman - Apr 10, 2008 8:33:26 am PDT #4977 of 10000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

I hate everybody.

passes Sean the Fernet and a cigarette

Hey! I was hating everybody WAY before Sean and nobody's ever given me Fernet and a cigarette!

My hatred for everybody deepens.


Hayden - Apr 10, 2008 8:36:15 am PDT #4978 of 10000
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

We offered you a bottle of Boone's Farm and some rolling papers, but no, you had to hold out for better.


Miracleman - Apr 10, 2008 8:36:48 am PDT #4979 of 10000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

We offered you some Boone's Farm and some rolling papers, but no, you had to hold out for better.

I didn't have anything to put in the papers.

Hatred. Deepening.


Sean K - Apr 10, 2008 8:37:11 am PDT #4980 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

::drinks Fernet::

::smokes cigarette::

::smiles::


Kevin - Apr 10, 2008 8:38:47 am PDT #4981 of 10000
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.

You know the bit in Grizzly Man with the voiceover about how the universe is driven by chaos and destruction? I got that quote put on a tshirt. With "I love my animal friends" on the back.

I was wearing it whilst speaking to one of the Serenity actors once, and they stopped, read the front, and backed away. I had to say, 'Oh no! It's from a film!'. I'm glad they never saw the back.


lisah - Apr 10, 2008 8:39:14 am PDT #4982 of 10000
Punishingly Intricate

his female characters always make me cringe. There's always something that just makes me go "Um, okay, no."

Like how deeply stupid Naomi Watts' character is in Eastern Promises ?


amych - Apr 10, 2008 8:40:06 am PDT #4983 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Dana beat me to the "Why did I read the comments". Thanks for having my back, yo.