I think they're defensible.

And they may very well be, but I don't see the crazy correlation. And to be precise--do you see crazy as a correlation or a cause or an effect?

Meritorious things: well executed, original, thoughtful, insightful.

Mmm. I think this would include newspaper articles, mathematical formulas, judicial opinions -- many crafts that require thought. They do seem to be criteria for "works that I consider good." I bet Bay, whose movies I have to admit I've never seen, doesn't do action sequences without a lot of original thought.

I bet Bay, whose movies I have to admit I've never seen, doesn't do action sequences without a lot of original thought.

I wouldn't rank him with Cameron's work in T:2 or Aliens, or George Miller's work on Mad Max 2 or Spielberg's work in a lot of things. I think of Bay as a quintessential "running away from fireballs" guy.

I think this would include newspaper articles, mathematical formulas, judicial opinions -- many crafts that require thought.

I suppose I could rename my Original/Execution chart as "Quality Standards" but then I have to go and define Art. What does bob bob have to say about the state of Aesthetics?

Bob bob is an aesthetics ignoramus. He's a running away from the fireball of art kind of guy.

(For our anniversary one year he got us a 64-part DVD lecture series on the history of European art. We made it to 20, IIRC.)

Non-Meritorious things: hackneyed, cliched, poorly executed, conventional.

So, any montage with Hallelujah then?

So, any montage with Hallelujah then?

Not art.

I have a few (non-famous) friends in theatre that lead me to believe the flakiness is pretty widespread for that profession—not making judgement calls on relative niceness/assholitude, but the impulsiveness and emotion-based thinking does seem a common feature.

At work I generally deal with 5 professions: artists, writers, graphic designers, marketing people, and editors—listed in order of increasing reliability and decreasing incidence of colorful stories.

You've cut me off at the pass. I am no longer allowed to quibble. However, I will say, Hec, that I think your definition of art is personal, but in a way that weirdly claims objectivity. A "meritorious" work is a work in which you find merit, but, that presumes you have universally good -- and universally quantifiable -- taste.

(I've never seen you in a necktie or anything, but you have to have crappy taste in something! It's a universal rule! Why, I actually like meatloaf and acrylic sweaters [not at the same time]!)

but if something tries to be art and fails, its creator's got to be a bit of an artist, right? At least for the purposes of the crazy artist conversation.

Oh man. I always miss the fun stuff.

I don't think artists are more likely to be crazy or sensitive or neurotic or tortured than anyone else is. That conception is a hangover from the Romantics.

Bad art is still art. Food is still food even if it tastes awful. I'll go even broader than Fred Pete and say that if someone made it, it's art. Whether it is good or bad art is a different question. As usual I am with ita in liking bright lines, and that's the only place I can draw the line that makes sense to me.

Leading us to: I have not seen any Michael Bay movies, because they look stinky. But I have to say that his Verizon ad makes me laugh.