People. They never learn. Word-squishes must die!
No no no! Just most of them! The ugly, ungainly, awkward ones! But a few of them are allowed to survive the mass culling, on the basis of comedy gold. Kock, Spork and Spred (Spike/Fred - because it's only a letter away from being a glorious piece of wordplay, and relates of course to that whole 'accents getting girls buttery' thing) are...well, I think that may be all of them, actually. And I think I'm the only person in the world who uses the first two, despite my attempts to encourage their use. (Mind you, once the movie's out...)
Oh...and I do love Clex. Because it's such a lovely sound, and you can't say it without licking your lips, and it rhymes with flex and sex and pecs, and because Clark canonically yells it at one point during, iirc, Zero. (Or, you know, Tom almost fluffs his line, if you prefer to look at it that way, and they decide to keep that soundbite, for some whacky reason.)
hides from Nutty, clasping a small handful of portmanteaux to her bosom