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'Time Bomb'


Buffista Movies 6: lies and videotape  

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Polter-Cow - Jan 19, 2008 2:41:58 pm PST #3470 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

It made close to $18 million on Friday. It's doing pretty well as a movie experience!


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 19, 2008 3:02:08 pm PST #3471 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I was worried that the big theater we saw it in* was about 2/3 empty, but the friend I went with told me it's just that people have mostly stopped going to it for fear of all the gangs hanging around.

Gee, thanks for letting me in on that info after picking that particular multiplex to go to!

  • Seriously, this one theater occupies the whole top floor of the cinema by itself, and has an Imax-sized screen. The monster was almost life-size!


Kathy A - Jan 19, 2008 6:45:41 pm PST #3472 of 10000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Well now I'm glad we're not showing Cloverfield. So far other theatres have had several complaints of nausea and I just got my first report of an actual puking.

A coworker at the bookstore gave it a big thumbs up, but also reported vomit sightings (actually, almost stepping-ins) at the theater.


Laga - Jan 19, 2008 6:59:41 pm PST #3473 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

eww!


Polter-Cow - Jan 19, 2008 7:12:29 pm PST #3474 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

So I just watched Lady in the Water.

The opening prologue went on really long, and it ended up being almost completely irrelevant. Then the movie was boring for about half an hour or more. I was wondering whether it was really worth my time to sit through the movie.

Then it got interesting. Then it got really interesting. Then it got silly. And it was cool, interesting, silly, interesting, and then silly again.

Plus, there's all this awkward meta stuff that I would love if it were done well. I mean, he names the narf Story, for crying out loud, but the commentary on narrative seems completely arbitrary and almost self-mocking.

While I didn't hate it, I appreciate the concept and wish it had been better. M. Night was trying to make a fairy tale for adults, but I'll take Pan's Labyrinth instead.


Daisy Jane - Jan 19, 2008 7:20:20 pm PST #3475 of 10000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Laga! That blues bar is in my hometown! That's pretty much the only reason I might see that movie is to see Shreveport. Though I understand it's supposed to be set soemwhere else.

Also, wasn't Jilli supposed to see Sweeny tonight?


Atropa - Jan 19, 2008 9:10:37 pm PST #3476 of 10000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Also, wasn't Jilli supposed to see Sweeny tonight?

cackles delightedly

Yes! Oh, oh, oh. My GOD, that was pretty. I had immense fun, and (even tho' I knew how it ended) I really wanted those two wacky kids to make a go of it and end up in a little house by the sea. Yes, Sweeney and Mrs. Lovett are my new OTP. Predictably, I want every single outfit HBC wore. I already have the boots and the stockings, and a skirt that is very similar to her picnic skirt. I need the rest.

Pete ... had the opinion he has about most Tim Burton movies: he thinks Tim needs a stricter editor to trim the movie down by about 20 minutes. (Pete thinks Tim is too self-indulgent.)

In Cloverfield news, I apparently am not going to go see it. My PseudoSibling called today to let Pete know I shouldn't see it, because there's a section with giant spiders. WTF? People who have seen Cloverfield, is this true?


Polter-Cow - Jan 19, 2008 9:12:55 pm PST #3477 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Jilli, it is untrue, but there are spider-like creatures. In that they have long, thin legs and can walk on walls. But they don't act like spiders at all.


Kevin - Jan 20, 2008 1:48:08 am PST #3478 of 10000
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.

Cloverfield made almost it's entire production budget back in one day. This weekend should cover the production budget, distribution and marketing. It's a major success.

So, whilst opinion is definitely divided (people are basically saying to me 'It was great fun!' or 'Worst. Movie. Ever!'), the marketing definitely worked. JJ the cash cow continues.


le nubian - Jan 20, 2008 4:15:20 am PST #3479 of 10000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

P-C, you liked Cloverfield a lot more than I did. I found it entertaining, but I just couldn't get over how stupid the characters were and that I wish the story hadn't been told from that one perspective the whole time.

Also, I hadn't realized the movie was PG-13, so I really wish it had been scarier. I don't think I jumped once when watching the movie.