Why are we eating Cheetos with chopsticks?
Because your fingers won't get all orangified!
Also, why are we eating Cheetos?
This is harder to explain. I wanted orange food?
I am my own three stooges act.
Is the paint cleaned up now? Are you okay? Did you catch this on film?
(Yes, I know, people want to bubblewrap me.)
It's a good book. Excellent stories, well told. It will go on my bookcase next to
Fallen Angels
(Niven, Pournelle, & Flynn), and
Bimbos of the Death Sun
(McCrumb).
I know I should Google and find out what a Cheeto is, but my stomach has been very resentful of any food fed it today, so I'm gonna just pretend I know.
I wonder if they're like Cheese Trix. And look! Thought too much about food.
Ow.
Do not Google snacks on a resentful tummy. Cheeto Googling should only be done with a tummy of iron.
It's better to not think of Cheetos as food at all. They're carriers of a neon orange substance that is not actually related to cheese.
Cheetos are an article of faith, one of the mysteries of the universe. One can only understand them by contemplating them, one at a time.
I think I still need to ignore the Cheeto talk. My stomach HATES me right now.
I have to admit that the lol macros still tickle me pink, especially when no animals are involved. Say, perhaps, faultlines instead.
Cheetos: Puffy or crunchy?
I'm partial to the puffy ones myself.
I'm indulging in a regular coke--one of the tiny, 8 oz. bottles and it's very, very good.