oooh! UPS just left a package at my door! I wonder what it is!
I love surprise packages SO MUCH.
We have to see the chimp playing hockey! That's hilarious! The ice is so slippery, and, and monkeys are all irrational. We have to see this!
Anya ,'Bring On The Night'
Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Allyson - Jul 05, 2007 12:50:12 pm PDT #6529 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Cashmere - Jul 05, 2007 12:53:23 pm PDT #6530 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
paperdol, I think it will all be fine, but I understand the nauseating excitement and stress.
I have broken my pinky toe. It's completely swollen, purple and won't bend without excruciating pain. I stubbed it on Owen's tricycle. Good thing I have pie and comics.
Jessica - Jul 05, 2007 12:56:20 pm PDT #6531 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Dude! I'm holding Paperdol's book! It's made of awesome!
I have to log off and feed Baby D now, but as soon as he's calmed down I'll start reading it aloud to him so he'll know all about the interwebs by the time he's old enough to sit up and type.
Allyson - Jul 05, 2007 1:00:06 pm PDT #6532 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Nice!
That was fast. Now I have to find out where JZ and deb's copies have run off to.
Jessica...I use filthy language. A lot. Baby D will be all, "feed me, motherfucker."
sarameg - Jul 05, 2007 1:00:13 pm PDT #6533 of 10001
Jess, you realize that once he's old enough to be online, he's going to be all you had to TYPE?! Dude, that's [insert whatever slang has replaced harsh/whack/etc]!
Sheryl - Jul 05, 2007 1:31:32 pm PDT #6534 of 10001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
Timelies all!
Going up to NJ this weekend for Live Earth. Should be fun, if I don't melt.
§ ita § - Jul 05, 2007 2:14:19 pm PDT #6535 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think I need to have a nervous breakdown. I'm just wondering how I get over that initial hump of crazy. Are there forms you need to submit, or anything?
Connie Neil - Jul 05, 2007 2:17:39 pm PDT #6536 of 10001
brillig
I think I need to have a nervous breakdown
You need to have someone handy who can take care of everything, though, while you go through a graceful, poetic decline. It's the biggest downside to being a competent, independent adult, there's no one handy to pick up the slack when you decide to have a good long-term swoon.
§ ita § - Jul 05, 2007 2:19:37 pm PDT #6537 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It's the biggest downside to being a competent, independent adult, there's no one handy to pick up the slack when you decide to have a good long-term swoon.
Those are very true words.
Dammit. Nervous breakdown TBD.
Topic!Cindy - Jul 05, 2007 2:33:31 pm PDT #6538 of 10001
What is even happening?
I have nothing to add to the wank discussion except to say that I'm making a muffuletta for dinner. For reals.
First you make a baby, now this. Is there nothing you won't try?
I think I need to have a nervous breakdown. I'm just wondering how I get over that initial hump of crazy. Are there forms you need to submit, or anything?
You might be having one, right now. I think I had one this winter, or at least was on the brink, but I never realized it until I was better, and neither did anyone else (at least not anyone who thought I ought to be hospitalized or anything).
You need to have someone handy who can take care of everything, though, while you go through a graceful, poetic decline.If it's graceful and poetic, it's probably not a nervous breakdown.
I don't even think they give a 'nervous breakdown' diagnosis any more, which is a total rip-off.