I didn't think Paris Hilton could seem even more lame.
See what happens when your country has low standards for celebrity? If only we demanded more of our wealthy heirs and heiresses, we could have celebrities like von Bismarck.
Tracy: 'When you can't run, you crawl... and when you can't crawl, when you can't do that--' Zoe: 'You find someone to carry you.'
'The Message'
Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jul 05, 2007 12:00:41 pm PDT #6517 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Trudy Booth - Jul 05, 2007 12:02:05 pm PDT #6518 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
While von Bismarck was not arrested, he was questioned as a witness and there were those who wondered - not, perhaps, without cause - whether he might be the victim of a family curse.
Quite the curse -- party like a lunatic and people around you die. Quite mysterious and sinister to be sure.
Ginger - Jul 05, 2007 12:02:40 pm PDT #6519 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
It's a really cool book, lovingly written. If there are repercussions here, we'll deal. Whatever happens, we'll still be proud of you and excited at your success. I thought about the identity thing myself, but the main people I bitch about are my family, and they are neither readers nor technically savvy. I can change my user name if they ever figure out the internets.
tommyrot - Jul 05, 2007 12:15:00 pm PDT #6520 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Best dog suit evah! [link]
§ ita § - Jul 05, 2007 12:29:46 pm PDT #6521 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
You know, I'm anti suits on dogs, but that's HYSTERICAL and I must forward it to people.
Jessica - Jul 05, 2007 12:30:24 pm PDT #6522 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I have nothing to add to the wank discussion except to say that I'm making a muffuletta for dinner. For reals.
sumi - Jul 05, 2007 12:32:02 pm PDT #6523 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
With olives?
brenda m - Jul 05, 2007 12:32:09 pm PDT #6524 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I need one of those so bad.
The dog suit. Not the (blegh) muffaletta.
Vortex - Jul 05, 2007 12:36:36 pm PDT #6525 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
With olives?
I thought that you couldn't have a muffaletta without olives.
(and to demonstrate how shitty my day's been, I actually typed martini instead of muffaletta)
Jessica - Jul 05, 2007 12:38:31 pm PDT #6526 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Ooh, I have extra olives! I should make martinis to go with my muffuletta!
(I edited my first post to add the link to the recipe -- it's an ATK/CI recipe, so I have high hopes.)