Wesley: Feng Shui. Gunn: Right. What's that mean again? Wesley: That people will believe anything. Actually, in this place, Feng Shui will probably have enormous significance. I'll align my furniture the wrong way and suddenly catch fire or turn into a pudding.

'Conviction (1)'


Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jul 03, 2007 1:29:29 pm PDT #6210 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'll be home in a second. Okay, more like an hour or two. But I will be happy then. I have goals, see?

Short term, I'd just like to wrap my head around differentiating between @array being equal to the number of elements in the array and it being the number of words in a string.

My brain is rapidly aging.


Jessica - Jul 03, 2007 1:34:15 pm PDT #6211 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Speaking of the internet, I'm afraid I'm going to tell people at work about Allyson's book, and then I'm going to have to change my user name and delete half of my old posts. Yikes!

I'm hoping that the three weeks after the book comes out but before I go back to work will be enough time for me to come up with a script that allows me to pimp the book and stay in my cozy little internet closet. Right now all my co-workers know is that I read a lot of blogs. Any information I get here comes from "a friend of mine who emailed it to me."


Ginger - Jul 03, 2007 1:35:10 pm PDT #6212 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Shrift, Ikea has Start-Boxes. Also, I remember when my friend whose house burned realized that she was going to have to replace all her spices and staples. I know with her it was the little things that you reach for and don't have, like spices and kitchen utensils.


Jesse - Jul 03, 2007 1:38:05 pm PDT #6213 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Right now all my co-workers know is that I read a lot of blogs. Any information I get here comes from "a friend of mine who emailed it to me."

Yeah, exactly.


§ ita § - Jul 03, 2007 1:43:04 pm PDT #6214 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm mostly convinced that the network guys have figured out (oh, like they'd care) where I'm hanging out online. One of my coworkers (who I knew before taking the gig) knows "a Buffy board." (In the who's geekier war I point out that all of my action figures are unboxed and played with, but she thinks that "a Buffy board" trumps her closetful of mint figures--I don't think she knows about the coding thing, and I'm not going to tell her)

I'm not going to pimp the book here anyway. I will pimp it a krav and beat up anyone that looks at me funny.


bon bon - Jul 03, 2007 1:49:54 pm PDT #6215 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Right now all my co-workers know is that I read a lot of blogs. Any information I get here comes from "a friend of mine who emailed it to me."

Yeah, exactly.

Totally!


Jesse - Jul 03, 2007 1:57:10 pm PDT #6216 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

"Well, that's it, then. It finally happened. Oprah Winfrey finally lost her mind and went to clown college, and now she's homeless."


§ ita § - Jul 03, 2007 2:04:46 pm PDT #6217 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If I squint I can make it look like Lauren, but DAMN. I had no idea she did such a great Oprah impersonation.


Sean K - Jul 03, 2007 2:07:07 pm PDT #6218 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

In the who's geekier war I point out that all of my action figures are unboxed and played with

My Scratchy bobble-head is unboxed and being played with right now, AIFG!


tommyrot - Jul 03, 2007 2:10:22 pm PDT #6219 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Porno Pizza in Winnipeg delivers pornographic DVDs and pizza. Paul says: "What I love about this is that if you order from them, all your neighbours will know, as they have illuminated car top boxes."

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