Dear Steph,
I hope you read this article for work at your medical-y place, and not for any type of FUN.
love, flea
ps who needs ita's links when we can have Steph's recaps?
You never know if a girl's gonna say 'yes', or if she's gonna laugh in your face and pull out your still-beating heart and crush it into the ground with her heel.
Xander ,'Help'
Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
flea - Jul 02, 2007 9:06:55 am PDT #5898 of 10001
information libertarian
Steph L. - Jul 02, 2007 9:08:32 am PDT #5899 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
ps who needs ita's links when we can have Steph's recaps?
The article has pictures. Which no one ever needs to see. Though it makes me pretty sure I'll never let a razor or wax near *my* goolie EVER.
tommyrot - Jul 02, 2007 9:10:22 am PDT #5900 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Which no one ever needs to see.
Except for the infected goolie fetishists....
OK, I have no idea if such people exist. But seeing as it's the internet....
Nutty - Jul 02, 2007 9:11:32 am PDT #5901 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Despite her traumatic experiences, the patient was keen to undertake further removal of pubic hair.
I am thinking, her next strategy will involve scalding her skin so badly that the hair follicles -- as well as the outer and middle dermis layers -- die off, and she is left with hairless keloid tissue.
Or! Radical cosmetic surgery! An upside-down tummy tuck!! (Although, who knows where her bellybutton would end up.)
shrift - Jul 02, 2007 9:11:51 am PDT #5902 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
This is one of those times where you can't un-know information no matter how much you beg for hysterical amnesia.
§ ita § - Jul 02, 2007 9:12:17 am PDT #5903 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
::shiver::
Yeah, who needs me for real?
I keep scrolling back up to that post and letting the ick reverberate through my brain. I can't imagine depilation being worth risking a swollen goolie for, much less your life.
§ ita § - Jul 02, 2007 9:13:25 am PDT #5904 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
This is one of those times where you can't un-know information no matter how much you beg for hysterical amnesia.
That's how I felt about teratomas. If you don't know what they are, don't click on the link--it's image search for the term.
Toddson - Jul 02, 2007 9:13:46 am PDT #5905 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Perhaps this is a non-fatal version of the Darwin Award? she doesn't die but isn't capable of reproducing (not that any man with a smidgen of intelligence would stick his penis in the mess ... oh ... Darwin Award ... yeah).
juliana - Jul 02, 2007 9:16:04 am PDT #5906 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
And then the dream segued into something about juliana being on the cover of a magazine.
Now I have "Little Queenie" in my head:
Well there she is again
Standin' over by the record machine
Well she looks like a model
On the cover of a magazine
And Tep? I'm totally damned, so I think it all ties in.
Also, that article is... wow.
We have an R2D2 mailbox along the Embarcadero.
{{{{DJ}}}}
Gronklies, y'all.
Steph L. - Jul 02, 2007 9:16:38 am PDT #5907 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Teratoma is hair/teeth/absorbed twin, right?
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