I am a horrible slacker. I need to make banners and gift bags and throw up several times.

Let me know if you need help! (This whole summer vacation thing rocks.)

Street Team West is ready and waiting.

Also, what juliana said.

Kathy, congrats on the job!!

JZ, is it wrong that I'm giggling a little at your faux letter? Because it sucks that you're dealing with idiots, but you are one funny lady. Also? This:

Yours with relentless stabbination

Die, you doctor bastards, die. Uh, JZ, was that a little Much?

(tries to pour gin through the internet to JZ)

Erika, I've been meaning to ask you how things have worked out with the car situation. Did it get better at all? Did they catch the asshats who stole it?

(tries to pour gin through the internet to JZ)

(tries to drink entire internet)

shrift, I just sent you the thing, if you have five minutes to look at it.

Insent, and chriiiist I need to go to the train station now. Happy weekend! Back Sunday night!

Have a not-too-traumatic time, shrift!!

I think the street team needs a jingle. possibly a coordinated dance (NKoTB style). and maybe even matching outfits.

AWESOME. I am totally warming up.

I have to say, the combination of people last night talking about jobs I could get and a half-day at work with no boss or Big Boss, and I'm feeling better about work than I have in weeks!

It's time for Too-Cute Friday videos--this week, we have a baby seal being adorable and even sucking on its flipper!!

I think the street team needs a jingle. possibly a coordinated dance (NKoTB style). and maybe even matching outfits.

I see the "Right Stuff" dance -- oh, oh ,oh-oh-oh; oh, oh, oh-oh . . .

*I* think the street team should have headset radios.

I am awaiting instructions, though. Like, where's the best place to buy--go to a chain store that already has it, or find a smaller store and request so they have to order it, online...yadda yadda.

Give me direction!

Also, unlikely to dance.

Wait, unless it involves freaking people's legs.