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Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?

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JZ - Jun 28, 2007 10:21:36 am PDT #5283 of 10001

See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

And when you do move out, be sure to send the management company (cc'ing whatever rent board or tenants' rights organizations LA County has) both a list of the violations and an itemized bill for all the supplies and labor you contributed to renovating the common area.

Spork the everlasting fuck out of them. Maybe the next time they need a building manager, they'll think twice before hiring someone who apparently has nothing but hatred and contempt for the human race to handle the care, comfort and safekeeping of a building full of them.

Frankenbuddha - Jun 28, 2007 10:22:30 am PDT #5284 of 10001

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

she doesn't want to here my voice before 11am

Also, tell her to want in one hand and crap in the other and see which piles up faster.

Jesse - Jun 28, 2007 10:22:32 am PDT #5285 of 10001

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I am excited to hear about all of the wrath that is about to get rained down on Allyson's building manager.

shrift - Jun 28, 2007 10:24:04 am PDT #5286 of 10001

"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I think I have been sending an e-mail approximately every thirty seconds since I got to work today. My brain is aching and my inbox is having an assplosion, and I'm thinking about flying to California to choke a bitch on Allyson's behalf.

sarameg - Jun 28, 2007 10:26:55 am PDT #5287 of 10001

Also mention it to the friendly neighbors. And encourage them to call corporate with their complaints as well, should they have them.

Atropa - Jun 28, 2007 10:33:58 am PDT #5288 of 10001

The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Alyson, I think besides contacting your property management company every day about the problems with your apartment, you should take sarameg's advice and round up the friendly neighbors.

Kat, insent. And thank you!

Shrift, insent. Something that will make you giggle.

Happy birthday, Hec!

Toddson - Jun 28, 2007 10:37:35 am PDT #5289 of 10001

Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Re Ann Coulter - from all appearances she doesn't eat. However, I bet she spends a load of money on hair care.

Vortex - Jun 28, 2007 10:44:14 am PDT #5290 of 10001

"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

And makeup to cover the scales on her skin. Plus, you know, plastic surgery to disguise a forked tongue isn't cheap.

Kathy A - Jun 28, 2007 10:45:23 am PDT #5291 of 10001

We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

However, I bet she spends a load of money on hair care.

She can do that because she only has the One Dress. Who the fuck wears a black cocktail dress outside at a college event, anyway?

Frankenbuddha - Jun 28, 2007 10:46:21 am PDT #5292 of 10001

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

And makeup to cover the scales on her skin. Plus, you know, plastic surgery to disguise a forked tongue isn't cheap.

You'd think they'd have been able to do something about the Adam's apple.

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