Simon: You're out of your mind. Early: That's between me and my mind.

'Objects In Space'


Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sophia Brooks - Jun 28, 2007 3:10:24 am PDT #5186 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Happy Birthday David!

Good luck on the patio, Allyson. I think David is right-- landlord probably just wants to keep the most number of tenants happy. Perhaps gathering names of all who a) like to use the patio and/or b) don't care if others use the patio with respect.

Also, the only time I complained to management about another tenant is when my neighbors were smoking pot and set their apartment on fire, filling mine with smoke and causing me to call the fire department because I could not wake them. When they were just loud and played that thump, thump music at 3am, I just banged on the wall and yelled.


Jesse - Jun 28, 2007 3:11:05 am PDT #5187 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Happy birthday, David!!

"I chose not to follow the curfew, just as management has chosen to ignore my maintenance and repair requests."

Good call.


Sophia Brooks - Jun 28, 2007 3:17:01 am PDT #5188 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Also, is their any way to (politely) tell potential students that they need to be just a little more formal in their emails. I am so sick of getting emails like-

hey- i heard about ur class. how do i register, cause i can't find it online anywhere? let me know. ok, bye, kt


brenda m - Jun 28, 2007 3:37:00 am PDT #5189 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

hey- i heard about ur class. how do i register, cause i can't find it online anywhere? let me know. ok, bye, kt

I'm very surprised to hear that, since it's clear you spend a great deal of time on the internet. While I appreciate your interest in the class, you may wish to consider how you come off in emails like the one you sent me. Understanding appropriate language is a sign of maturity that your professors and future employers will be looking for. KTHXBYE!


Theodosia - Jun 28, 2007 3:45:10 am PDT #5190 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

hey- i heard about ur class. how do i register, cause i can't find it online anywhere? let me know. ok, bye, kt

My Dear Aspiring Student,

Recently we have become aware of your request for information regarding registering for a class entitled "[class title]" taught by [full professor name with any titular letters (Ph.D...)] held at [full location detail, including possibly directions like "left at the old stump"] at [full time schedule].

[Quote from some august thinker about the seeking of knowledge, or maybe Latin for "You have the clear cold eyes of the seeker of wisdom and truth."]

The course signup may be accomplished by [URL detail] or the submission of a formal hand-written request (in ink) to this office (full address).

Yours truly in education and knowledge attainment, [Formal Name] [Formal Address]

I don't have enough time to fully flesh it out, but it should give them a unexceptionable polite bitchslap.


Toddson - Jun 28, 2007 3:53:22 am PDT #5191 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

ooh, Theo - that's Vortex-level snark!

And happy birthday, David!


Sophia Brooks - Jun 28, 2007 3:57:52 am PDT #5192 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I'm very surprised to hear that, since it's clear you spend a great deal of time on the internet. While I appreciate your interest in the class, you may wish to consider how you come off in emails like the one you sent me. Understanding appropriate language is a sign of maturity that your professors and future employers will be looking for. KTHXBYE!

Bwah-ha-ha-ha!

My Dear Aspiring Student,

This I might be able to use "for reals"! I keep thinking that "kids today" need lessons on how use both the telephone and email in a business-like manner. I actually see a direct correlation between the students who have had their parents do most of the requesting and calling for them until they are around 23 and the one who write/speak like this. I also think it means I am old, but I still don't like telephone conversations staring "OK-- can you tell me about your class?".

I think I may be unreasonably annoyed by my job for the beginning of the day!


Stephanie - Jun 28, 2007 3:57:55 am PDT #5193 of 10001
Trust my rage

Happy Birthday, Hec!!


Jesse - Jun 28, 2007 4:30:03 am PDT #5194 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Also, is their any way to (politely) tell potential students that they need to be just a little more formal in their emails.

I think you could provide the information, and then just say something like, "On a personal note, you would be well served by conducting future academic correspondence in a more formal manner. Spelling words out completely, for example, is the sort of thing that will make your future professors think of you as an intelligent and competent student. Best of luck in your future endeavors."


msbelle - Jun 28, 2007 4:50:38 am PDT #5195 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

gak - phone interview is over in 15 minutes. I am pretty sure nothing will come of that. Could have all been avoided by asking me one question in email, cause no I have never held a job of that title before - I am looking to make a change - and if you don't hire unless a candidate has the exact experience, then I am not your gal.