Now all I have left to do before I leave Friday afternoon is finish packing and try not to drink too much tequila tomorrow night when I meet people for tapas.

And beta my thing I haven't written yet. (ack)

And beta my thing I haven't written yet.

Right! Well, I can't get too drunkified tomorrow night because I need to finish packing and go to work the next day, so I shall keep these things in mind in the face of tasty margaritas.

I'm all for appealing for amnesty and prostrating oneself at the landlord for access to the garden. And a fie on those who had complaints but didn't air them to you directly. It can foster community, that garden. So you overstepped at first. It happens. You only get to asshole status if you ignore warnings. Which you didn't get before the axe fell.

I've got issues with my 'hood. Especially in summer. But I holler at them before I resort to the big guns. Which I do.

I'm googling like a motherfucker trying to figure out if this is legal:

NOTICE: EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY:

NO ONE IS TO BE ON THE PATIO BETWEEN THE HOURS OF 8PM and 11AM. THIS IS A COMMON AREA.

THE BACK DOOR IS TO REMAIN CLOSED AND LOCKED AT ALL TIMES.

DATED: JUNE 27, 2007

I'm unsure if this violates any LA city ordinance or what.

Help?

The other thing that you might do is get together with those folks who use the garden a lot, divide up the apartments that are near the garden, and just drop by and say "hey, I'm part of the group that was in the garden the other night. The landlord mentioned that someone had a problem with the noise. We don't know who it was, but we just wanted to apologize to everyone and say that if, in the future, you're disturbed, just let us know and we'll quiet down right away!"

NO ONE IS TO BE ON THE PATIO BETWEEN THE HOURS OF 8PM and 11AM. THIS IS A COMMON AREA.

isn't that kind of an oxymoron?

Also, there is no fighting in the War Room.

I think B'more has noise codes that go into effect at 10. Not like they DO anything. And it is private property, which I don't know shit about re:actual law. My inclination would be to got for abject apology and coordinating something that would work for everyone. I mean, 11 AM? WTF? That's so freaking random, I'd suspect it was suggested by some cranky person bitching who works an odd shift. Hey, why don't we have quiet hours 24/7?!

Vortex, we certainly would have apologized.

What burns me most is that we've spent upwards of a grand renovating the patio area, and that was divided by six people.

The entire building save four (out of twenty) units uses the patio, at all hours.

I write back here at all hours. Sara meditates and has her morning tea out here at 7am.

We water the lawn after 8, because it's part of the whole LA conservation/energy shit.

I'm just angry and want to push back.

Allyson, maybe if you sent a letter to your building mates?

Something like...

"Dear fellow residents of [Allyson's address]",

Recently I celebrated receiving the proofs of m first book. I was too loud and it went too late. I'm sorry for this imposition on you. As a consequence, the landlord has imposed extremely restrictive rules about using the back yard/common area.

Would it be sufficient to limit use of the common area to 9pm to 9am? Or is there a particular time frame that works for you? I do like to use the common area for quieter pursuits (like morning coffee, or writing) and prefer that it were not off limits before 11am. Please let me know what works best for you by leaving a note at my apartment [Allyson's #] or sending an email if that's more convenient to you.

Perhaps we could find a compromise that I can forward to the landlord. Again, I apologize for inconveniencing you.

Sincerely,

Hot babe with fantastic hair."

Just run off copies and tape them to doors.