Jinx? If you and Dreg have been using my moisturizer again I'm going to have to rip off your scaly- hey, what's the deal with your face?

Glory ,'Potential'


Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


beekaytee - Jun 27, 2007 8:15:09 am PDT #5021 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

Huh. I can see how that wouldn't be what you might have wanted...at the same time, I wonder if he was talking about himself.

Lukewarm and transparent - like most people, Henry (is).

He has certainly said stuff like that about himself in the stuff I've heard.

One flash of this came in the first episode I watched, where he interviewed Oliver Stone. Stone came in and made some comment about feeling like a child because the overstuffed chair they sat him in was really the size of a loveseat. (Kevin Smith quite cutely just curled up in it)

Henry was totally thrown and went on to fumble some apology...'we. have. um. big. chairs. um.' And then caught himself being a total pratt. The look on his face was something like 'what a dick am I?'


tommyrot - Jun 27, 2007 8:15:29 am PDT #5022 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

From the "things could be worse" department....

At least we're not all on Mars. Mars currently has a dust storm that's thousands of miles wide. Occasionally Mars will get a dust storm that covers the entire planet.

[link]


Jesse - Jun 27, 2007 8:15:32 am PDT #5023 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

This was the thing when I was in Vegas -- sure, it was 106, which is hot as hell. But (a) dry heat, and (b) icy cold a/c everywhere. I was really only actively hot for minutes at a time.


beekaytee - Jun 27, 2007 8:17:27 am PDT #5024 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

Avoid DC at all costs - it's just as bad, possibly worse. As one writer described the air quality in the summer, "it's like trying to breathe clam broth."

Oy. VEY. Todd, have you been outside? I just took Bartleby out and nearly got thrown to the ground by the weight of the air.

I'm feeling like trundling down the block for a snack but I'm afraid I might need a rescue squad before I get back. Sheesh.


shrift - Jun 27, 2007 8:17:30 am PDT #5025 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

It's only 85-90 or so here, but we've got 72% humidity, so it's like being shoved into a crappy sauna every time you go outside.


juliana - Jun 27, 2007 8:19:30 am PDT #5026 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Combining the Bitches' YouTube frenzy with the Rollins discussion, I present one my my favorite early '90s videos: 3rd Base - "Pop Goes The Weasel". Check out who plays Vanilla Ice.


Sue - Jun 27, 2007 8:19:54 am PDT #5027 of 10001
hip deep in pie

Henry Rollins once bit my sister.


tommyrot - Jun 27, 2007 8:22:25 am PDT #5028 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Worst. Comic. Evah?

I Shall Destroy All the Civilized Planets!

I've just finished "I Shall Destroy All the Civilized Planets!" Paul Karasik's anthology of comics by Fletcher Hanks.

Fletcher Hanks is a mysterious and obscure figure in comics history, the creator of WWII-era strips like "Stardust the Super Wizard" and "Fantomah: Mystery Woman of the Jungle." These strips were beyond terrible, filled with a kind of idiotic energy. Each panel tops the previous panel for freakish goofiness, each strip surpasses the previous strip for mind-croggling ham-fistedness.

Hanks's characters have seemingly unlimited powers (and extremely quirky anatomy), and yet they always seem to turn up after some racial bad guy (these heroes fight Kurds, "slant eyes" and shylock-looking Jews, among others) kills thousands of people. Then they tear them apart limb from limb in bloody revenge.

The link has the description of the plot of one of the comics - it's mind-bogglingly bad. Also, four panels to look at....

("mind-bogglingly" - is that a word? that one can say out loud?)


sarameg - Jun 27, 2007 8:22:37 am PDT #5029 of 10001

An aardvaark bit MY brother.


Sophia Brooks - Jun 27, 2007 8:28:56 am PDT #5030 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

When I watched that 'Pop Goes the Weasel" video, I momentarily thought, 'Why are there all those ferrets in the video? Were ferrets even popular as pets then?" And then I realized they were weasels!