Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kathy A - May 18, 2007 11:34:53 am PDT #8151 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Looks like just about everyone's cleared out for the day from my department, and it's only 3:30! I think I'll see if I can leave about 5:00 or so (90 minutes early); I wouldn't, normally, but the files I need to work with are on the server that's currently going through some serious hardware problems, and has been all afternoon. I could work on some other stuff, but I don't wanna.


Tom Scola - May 18, 2007 11:37:34 am PDT #8152 of 10001
hwæt

Topless woman battles deputies

East Nicolaus High School was locked down Tuesday afternoon after a bare-breasted, shotgun-toting woman reportedly took a shot at a cropduster.

It's Alfred Hitchcock meets Russ Meyers! Except that it's for real!


beekaytee - May 18, 2007 11:38:06 am PDT #8153 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

Matt! No linky for me...is it Christian?

mmmm.


Matt the Bruins fan - May 18, 2007 11:38:52 am PDT #8154 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Matt the Bruins fan - May 18, 2007 11:39:17 am PDT #8155 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I said he'd remain nameless.


§ ita § - May 18, 2007 11:40:01 am PDT #8156 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

And apparently faceless too.


Allyson - May 18, 2007 11:40:10 am PDT #8157 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Everything else was delicious and cilantro free. And then I had pie.

My whole life felt better. I might even go get MORE PIE when I get out of work.


beekaytee - May 18, 2007 11:42:04 am PDT #8158 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

Huh. I didn't know Valde*** was 6'. Interesting.


sarameg - May 18, 2007 11:44:19 am PDT #8159 of 10001

t waiting patiently for Dana's next installment

t ok maybe impatiently

It's fascinating (though in this case, terribly sad and awful) to see how a non-stupid case goes. Mine was just so patently ridiculous.

I hate the last hour on Fridays. I oddly start getting anxious. It's not as if I'm going anywhere interesting, I just want to GO.


Allyson - May 18, 2007 11:45:11 am PDT #8160 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Caught this on Whedonesque: [link]