No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Ginger - May 16, 2007 2:44:57 pm PDT #7742 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

We need to have YOUR confirmation of progress in solutioning your accountability.

If there was such a word as solutioning, I think it would mean "dissolving in a liquid."


tommyrot - May 16, 2007 2:47:06 pm PDT #7743 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

If there was such a word as solutioning, I think it would mean "dissolving in a liquid."

That would make sense, if accountability meant using a calculator.

That's it. Brenda's bosses want her to dissolve a calculator in acid. And report on the progress of the dissolving.


tommyrot - May 16, 2007 2:48:52 pm PDT #7744 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Solutioning is a good solution for problemitizing.


Jesse - May 16, 2007 2:49:49 pm PDT #7745 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I don't know why you insist on problematizing our challenges and opportunities.


tommyrot - May 16, 2007 2:51:26 pm PDT #7746 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

You mean I should challengize?


-t - May 16, 2007 2:53:52 pm PDT #7747 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

The Baby Jesus is just inconsolable right now.


tommyrot - May 16, 2007 2:56:18 pm PDT #7748 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Huh.

Results 1 - 10 of about 208,000 for problematizing. (0.17 seconds)

Results 1 - 10 of about 45,200 for solutioning. (0.15 seconds)

Obviously, we've got a ways to go with our solutioning....


Jesse - May 16, 2007 2:59:18 pm PDT #7749 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That's exactly why everyone needs to report their progress!


Ginger - May 16, 2007 2:59:45 pm PDT #7750 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I followed tommy's lead and Googled solutioning. Now I feel kind of queasy.


Theodosia - May 16, 2007 3:03:11 pm PDT #7751 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I am all queasified.