Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Apr 22, 2007 5:30:36 am PDT #3850 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Happy birthday, Betsy!


Nora Deirdre - Apr 22, 2007 5:37:34 am PDT #3851 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Happy Betsy Birthday!


Topic!Cindy - Apr 22, 2007 5:58:59 am PDT #3852 of 10001
What is even happening?

Happy Birthday, Betsy!


Betsy HP - Apr 22, 2007 6:06:01 am PDT #3853 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Thanks, everybody! I am going to garden like a mad thing.

And probably nap.


Laura - Apr 22, 2007 6:09:04 am PDT #3854 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Hey Betsy! Happy Birthday to you!

Gardening and napping both sound like good plans.


JZ - Apr 22, 2007 6:26:33 am PDT #3855 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Happy Betsy Day!

Mad gardening and napping sounds like an excellent plan. So far, our sun-drenched back porch is telling me that it looks like a glorious day for both.


beth b - Apr 22, 2007 6:32:08 am PDT #3856 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Happy Birthday Betsy

The sun seems to be coming out now, but it is still very soggy here.


Jesse - Apr 22, 2007 6:44:47 am PDT #3857 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

For ita: Salma boob pix (Safe for work.)


§ ita § - Apr 22, 2007 6:51:12 am PDT #3858 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Happy birthday, Betsy!

Thanks, Jesse. I know it's because I'm acclimated, but she looks wrong with the small breasts. And great in the after picture I'm sure is to represent the awful plastic surgery. I think they even cheated a bit in the after pic, since her breasts do respond to gravity, but you might assume otherwise from the way they're strapped and pressed in in that one.


Jesse - Apr 22, 2007 6:56:56 am PDT #3859 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I think it's not even supposed to be awful so much as obvious, but still.

PS: Nice that I randomly remembered about awfulplasticsurgery.com, and as soon as I saw Salma thought, "ita!"