Simon: I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can... How do I know you won't kill me in my sleep? Mal: You don't know me, son. So let me explain this to you once: If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.

'Serenity'


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DXMachina - Jun 16, 2003 11:56:52 am PDT #4152 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

pictures of girls wearing rubber gloves and g string

Snerk!


Jessica - Jun 16, 2003 11:57:26 am PDT #4153 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

pictures of girls wearing rubber gloves and g string

We have Fay to thank for that one. (Thanks, Fay!)


Nutty - Jun 16, 2003 11:59:15 am PDT #4154 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

cereal you know you want it slogan

This is the one that cracks me up. Imagine the poor Nabisco ad exec who finds himself here!


DXMachina - Jun 16, 2003 11:59:54 am PDT #4155 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Just got a SQL error for a few seconds.


Allyson - Jun 16, 2003 12:09:20 pm PDT #4156 of 10000
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

pictures of girls wearing rubber gloves and g string

That should be the name of Natter 14.


esse - Jun 16, 2003 1:54:53 pm PDT #4157 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

the who slash fiction

And this one made me go "Oh god no."


Elena - Jun 16, 2003 2:43:22 pm PDT #4158 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.

Ignore me, just testing how I get the HTML wrong.

Hmm, you know, I must have left off one of the pointy brackets. Don't mind me, I'm just going to go in the corner and write 'ita is right' 1000 times.


Laura - Jun 16, 2003 4:06:21 pm PDT #4159 of 10000
Our wings are not tired.

I am very tempted to see how many pages it takes to find buffistas.org on a search for black girls orgasms. Very silly search list. Thank you.


Jon B. - Jun 16, 2003 4:18:19 pm PDT #4160 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

I am very tempted to see how many pages

"pictures of girls wearing rubber gloves and g string" shows up on page three, hit number 26 overall.

Doing the work so you don't have to.

t edit I couldn't find our hit under "black girls orgasms", even after 20 pages.


§ ita § - Jun 16, 2003 4:35:06 pm PDT #4161 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Well, this is where it'll take you, but I don't know how far in that is.

(edit: it also takes you to an outdated page that used to be a Herself fic, if you add "buffistas" onto your search)