Dagnabbit, the Diet Coke I just bought is flat. I hate that!
How does that happen? Evil gnomes sneaking into stockrooms and opening up soda containers?
Giles, if you would like to get by in American society, then you are going to have to follow our traditions. You're the patriarch. You have to host the festivities, or it's all meaningless.
Buffy ,'Sleeper'
Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Feb 21, 2007 7:28:54 am PST #2457 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Jesse - Feb 21, 2007 7:31:49 am PST #2458 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Well, now I'm afraid it was Tampered With, since it was sitting by itself in front of several lined-up rows of bottles.
bon bon - Feb 21, 2007 7:36:43 am PST #2459 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Jesse, you're gonna DIE!
Jesse - Feb 21, 2007 7:37:56 am PST #2460 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Now I'm hold with a nice lady at Coke who keeps saying "wow -- that's completely not to our standards." Now the issue is being "heavily documentated."
So that's good. If I wake up dead, at least the world will know why!
Consuela - Feb 21, 2007 7:38:46 am PST #2461 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Oh, man, I'm miserable. Came into work because I have no sick leave yet, and everything hurts. Breathing, talking, drinking, coughing. Coughing really hurts--my throat feels absolutely raw from all the coughing I did last night. But I have to cough because I have gunk in my chest!
My brother who gave me this cold owes me big time. Bastard.
Dana - Feb 21, 2007 7:38:55 am PST #2462 of 10001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
Plus, you'll probably get a coupon for a free Coke.
shrift - Feb 21, 2007 7:39:23 am PST #2463 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Shit I Didn't Say: "Not only is what you are asking me to do incredibly stupid, you also misspelled it."
Aims - Feb 21, 2007 7:39:34 am PST #2464 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Tell 'em there's a MOUSE in your Diet Coke!!!
bon bon - Feb 21, 2007 7:39:49 am PST #2465 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Sorry shirft!
tommyrot - Feb 21, 2007 7:40:19 am PST #2466 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Tell 'em there's a MOUSE in your Diet Coke!!!
Or a FINGER!!
Or a mouse and a finger!