Look out, there's bandom in the Music thread:
SA: I can look at a hipster kid, an emo kid, and a goth kid and definitely tell the difference.
tommyrot: More importantly, who would win in a fight?
SA: Whichever one has the most buzznet sockpuppets.
I'll nurse you back to health. I'll wear the nurse outfit!
"BuffyBot" ,'Dirty Girls'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
smonster - Apr 18, 2008 11:00:21 am PDT #9703 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
DXMachina - Apr 20, 2008 1:37:21 am PDT #9704 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
In Boxed Set, about the impact of some character deaths:
ita: I was gutted by their deaths, sumi, so my only conclusion is that you have no heart...
sumi: My heart was consumed by trying to figure out knitting in the round with doublepointed needles.
Fred Pete - Apr 21, 2008 9:02:54 am PDT #9705 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.
In Lightbulbs, Polter-Cow invents a word that really, really needs to exist:
Thritto.
Polter-Cow - Apr 21, 2008 9:13:14 am PDT #9706 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Oh, Fred, I can't take credit for that! I've seen it used before, multiple times. Possibly even on this very board.
hippocampus - Apr 22, 2008 9:44:52 am PDT #9707 of 10000
not your mom's socks.
welcome spring, from bitches:
Cass:
Treesex is teh suck.
*choo*
Aimee
Boy, that's what I get for flipping from fic to Bitches, cause I read that sentence and thought, "What the fuck is *she* reading?"
Cass
Ent smut.
Aims - Apr 22, 2008 6:58:49 pm PDT #9708 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Burrell's take on the Groping at Con fiasco:
I don't need to go to a con to get my boobs groped in a purely platonic, yet annoyingly needy, way. I have kids.
Trudy Booth - Apr 24, 2008 9:06:04 pm PDT #9709 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Cass was killin' before killin' was cool
SuziQ: Now my brain has a whole bunch of "You might be a cougar if....." type lines bouncing around.
You might be a cougar if you are old enough to have once babysat your date.
You might be a cougar if your date is younger than your child.
You might be a cougar if your car is older than your date.
Cass: Hey, when it comes to cars? I have standards.
****
shrift: Kids these days. Why can't I kill them, again?
Cass: It's mostly semantic, really...
amych - Apr 25, 2008 4:51:59 am PDT #9710 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Quantum dairy, from Natter:
Hil R.: OK, wikipedia suggests that what I know as farmer's cheese might be the same thing as quark (I've tried quark, and it is pretty similar), which is sold in Canada as baker's cheese.
Frankenbuddha: I prefer strangeness and charm cheese to quark, personally.
Steph L.: The problem is, the grocer SAYS it's in the dairy case, but you can never find it.... t
Jessica: I believe the solution is to throw a pint of heavy cream really hard into the rest of the items in the case...
Amy - Apr 25, 2008 9:51:58 am PDT #9711 of 10000
Because books.
Jessica in Bitches:
Given the name, I feel I should be using my Bush Stimulus Package to buy a vibrator.
Glamcookie - Apr 25, 2008 10:59:59 am PDT #9712 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
lisah in Natter:
I want someone to put me in a carseat and drive somewhere so I could take a nap.
Too bad my ass is too big.