Cindy:
Right now my mind is consumed with finding the definition of the acronym OTP and because I sort of understand it from context, but can't for the life of me come up with the right words... 
- 	Object's Tight Pants 
- 	Ogle the Pants 
- 	Oost the Person 
- 	One True Pet 
 
		
		
Am-Chau Yarkona, in Literary:
It's when it's a thin book with a big cast that you start to think maybe the cast should be thinner. And I don't mean in the 'they should diet' way.
	
 
		
		
Fay Jay, over in the 
Due South
topic:
Try saying 'Mountie' without saying 'Mmmm' - you can't, and there's a reason for that.
	
 
		
		
Y'all have been very funny today:
Shrift:
He's a cute little Interior Decorator with an accent who dances and sings. He's an Interior Decorator who has yet to be named. Together, they fight crime! Fabulously!
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connie neil:
Any belief system whose pictures of heaven include the men wearing neckties does not have a lot of ground to stand on.
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Jesse:
I just like to say "Peter Principle." 
John H.:
Be careful -- I hear if you say it five times quickly looking in the mirror Peter will appear and promote you to a job you suck at.
	
 
		
		
shrift in Firefly:
I'm trying to sit on my snark today. It doesn't seem to be working. I may have to borrow Vera. 
Hey, you know what I want? Every time I need rescuing, be it literally or figuratively, I want a bigass ship to fly overhead and open its cargo bay doors to reveal a harnessed Jayne drawing a bead on whomever needs to leave me alone. 
I think that would be nifty.
Heather:
Now singing Someone to Watch Over Me in my head with the Jayne visual.
edited for spoilers and attribution.