Also if they had opposable thumbs they'd play in Stooges cover bands.
I feel this joke needs to be accompanied by a horn section making "wah wah wah" noises.
Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? Now I'm not saying you weren't easy to find. It was kinda out of our way, and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting.
Mal ,'Safe'
The Crying of Natter 49
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - Jan 22, 2007 10:12:06 am PST #5010 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Steph L. - Jan 22, 2007 10:12:19 am PST #5011 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
There's a new Veronica Mars scheduled during the SoTU.
Bless. t /Fay
DavidS - Jan 22, 2007 10:12:40 am PST #5012 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Dogs are for people who don't have the self-confidence to cope with cats. A cat will not cut you any breaks, will not give you the look of "Yeah, you're a dork, but I love you." A cat demands that you be strong enough to cope with a creature who loves you on its own terms.
::files this one next to "connie's pulled a pistol on a spider::
erikaj - Jan 22, 2007 10:12:51 am PST #5013 of 10001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
Last one, I wrote SOTU fic.But then again, so did he. Bad-dum-pum/ I suppose I'll watch it with Olbermann. Sometimes having a newsguy boyfriend is a pain. One of the real guys in "Homicide" got drunk and shot a mouse "as a warning to the others"
msbelle - Jan 22, 2007 10:14:08 am PST #5014 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Oh and I meant to say high five bon, I was watching BSG during my morning commute (well the part after I got a seat). I never thought I would use the video as much as I do. lurves it.
sumi - Jan 22, 2007 10:14:38 am PST #5015 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
The new VM is what I'll be watching. I can read the SotU tomorrow.
Ginger - Jan 22, 2007 10:14:59 am PST #5016 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Last one, I wrote SOTU fic.
So did Bush's speechwriters.
tommyrot - Jan 22, 2007 10:17:17 am PST #5017 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I keep reading "SotU" and thinking, "If we get rid of the 'o' and add an 'F' (before the 'U'), it would be better...."
erikaj - Jan 22, 2007 10:17:28 am PST #5018 of 10001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
Score! GMTA!
bon bon - Jan 22, 2007 10:22:44 am PST #5019 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Oh and I meant to say high five bon, I was watching BSG during my morning commute (well the part after I got a seat). I never thought I would use the video as much as I do. lurves it.
I said this to my officemate, completely seriously: it's like we're living in the future! I cannot believe this tiny player costs $250 and I can easily watch shows I missed on it.