No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kristen - Jan 01, 2007 10:34:40 am PST #9071 of 10007

I've been trying to get in touch with Allyson for the last two hours. I'm assuming she ended up on a later flight out of Chicago or something. Or her cellphone battery is dead.


§ ita § - Jan 01, 2007 11:02:26 am PST #9072 of 10007
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Good idea people! I am slow this morning. Perhaps a little Vartan would help that out.

Handset was under the moose.

Sirens are going off very urgently outside. I hope no one's hurt.


Jesse - Jan 01, 2007 11:03:19 am PST #9073 of 10007
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm watching L&O (still!) and having one of those moments where I think I should keep my apartment cleaner, in case I get murdered.


erikaj - Jan 01, 2007 11:04:48 am PST #9074 of 10007
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal

I do that. Go ahead, act surprised. I'll wait.


Kristen - Jan 01, 2007 11:05:13 am PST #9075 of 10007

Perhaps a little Vartan would help that out.

It certainly couldn't hurt.


Jesse - Jan 01, 2007 11:06:52 am PST #9076 of 10007
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I do that. Go ahead, act surprised. I'll wait.

Do you actually keep your place cleaner, in case, or do you just think about it? Just checking.


§ ita § - Jan 01, 2007 11:06:55 am PST #9077 of 10007
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Just got a text message reply from Allyson--she's at LAX.


Kevin - Jan 01, 2007 11:07:17 am PST #9078 of 10007
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.

having one of those moments where I think I should keep my apartment cleaner, in case I get murdered.

Bwah. I wondered if anybody else has had that thought before. I spent an hour cleaning, but it still needs about another 3 hours doing here. I retired to the laptop to drink tea, eat toast and watch the Torchwood finale.


Lee - Jan 01, 2007 11:08:05 am PST #9079 of 10007
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

It certainly couldn't hurt.

I think we should test this theory. I will volunteer.


erikaj - Jan 01, 2007 11:09:13 am PST #9080 of 10007
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal

For a while, probably, Jesse. But it doesn't stick.