If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

Book ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Connie Neil - Dec 14, 2006 5:56:55 am PST #6148 of 10007
brillig

"Coagulations!" sounds like the perfect thing to say after surgery or something.


Frankenbuddha - Dec 14, 2006 5:58:35 am PST #6149 of 10007
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Today she sent an email sending her "coagulations" to someone for an award they won.

Because nothing shows one's appreciation like blood clots.


Megan E. - Dec 14, 2006 5:59:29 am PST #6150 of 10007

Because nothing shows one's appreciation like blood clots.

Exactly. Maybe the guy is hemophiliac?


Frankenbuddha - Dec 14, 2006 6:03:39 am PST #6151 of 10007
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Maybe the guy is hemophiliac?

So what was the award for? "Bleeder of the Year"?


beth b - Dec 14, 2006 6:04:02 am PST #6152 of 10007
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

happy birthday typo boy


Fred Pete - Dec 14, 2006 6:11:32 am PST #6153 of 10007
Ann, that's a ferret.

Today she sent an email sending her "coagulations" to someone for an award they won.

I can only wonder how she originally spelled it.


aurelia - Dec 14, 2006 6:13:23 am PST #6154 of 10007
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I'm Emperor Norton. Cool.

I still love the food allegories.

Hooray, Kat! Sounds good to me.

Happy Birthday, Typo Boy.


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 14, 2006 6:20:15 am PST #6155 of 10007
You have to remember that being a 5-time Olympic medalist means Hilary Knight has been playing hockey at an elite level at least 16 years. It's impossible for her to be a teenage girl less than 16 years old, thus the President's complete lack of interest.

Happy Birthday Gar!

I dicovered last night that Memphis' lone Long John Silver's is in an area of town I really don't ever want to drive through again.


sarameg - Dec 14, 2006 6:23:33 am PST #6156 of 10007

Why in the hell would you actively seek out a LJS?


tommyrot - Dec 14, 2006 6:24:59 am PST #6157 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Well, who wouldn't?

Um, 17!

Nilly vs. Tesla smackdown!