Please to provide a viewing report, Hec.

Lots of power outtages here from stroms last night, but I remain empowered and glad about that, though I think there are traffic lights out in between me and where I need to be this morning. I should get going. Good days, all.

Did Theo oversleep? Oh noes....

Worth1000 had a contest to design fake box-art for bad video-games: [link]

So far, Halo Kitty is my fave. "Now with Super Happy Fun Gore!"

Anyone want a lightly-used cranium? Never been concussed, few scars, minimal sun damage.

I'd forgotten how I hate sinus crap. Only symptom? Pain. I need to go buy more sudafed.

Ms. Kat, you need to know I am always late. Just keep that in mind.

Okay, darling. It's in my mind!

JenP, I have been pretty absent as I got a little out of hand busy: teaching full time, teaching 2 courses at UCLA, taking grad classes, writing, and writing lessons for scholastic (which I have one due today. DOH!) Plus I was tired of reading myself and limited most of my online time to LJ. But it's nice to be around a bit.

you wear a smaller size than I do and you are shorter than me. I know you do not always like facts, but there they are. If you insist that I am tiny, then you are TINIER!

except, msbelle, for this. I still don't 100% fit into the clothes you sent. I'm still a thicker build, though smaller size (go figure). And unlike you, according to BMI, I'm still overweight. SO THERE. AM NOT TINY! Though I like when you shake your wee fists of rage.

OH! David! YES on the sonnets and how interesting Greenblatt's interpretation is.

I had never read the sonnets all in one fell swoop - I've read many of them piecemeal. I know that the sonnets were most likely arranged by the editor, but the fact that there is a narrative arc is cool!

Also, please to entertain me, as msbelle said upthread.

And unlike you, according to BMI, I'm still overweight.

According to BMI, so am I. And that, quite frankly, is cock. I am so far from being overweight it's not funny. So BMI can go and poop, is what I'm saying.

Yeah. I know, Jars, BMI is so backwards. I love that I'm a size 4 and overweight according to them. It makes me giggle everytime.

I'm a size 10 or 12 English, I have no idea what that is in American, and I'm 5ft 7inches. I just happen to be really heavy. I think I have dense bones or something.

File this link under timewasters: [link]

"Modern Living/Neurotica Series" is a collection of odd, claustrophobic little Flash toys.