You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Topic!Cindy - Jul 21, 2006 8:05:34 am PDT #7968 of 10002
What is even happening?

Barbara said on The View that a woman breastfeeding on a plane next to her made her "uncomfortable". I wonder how uncomfortable Babs would be if she had a hungry, squalling infant in her face for the whole flight.

Right. I'd rather sit next to a nursing infant than a miserable infant, any day of the week. What complete asshattery.

Where the heck was the woman supposed to feed her baby—in an airplane bathroom?


msbelle - Jul 21, 2006 8:11:17 am PDT #7969 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Not that I agree, but I am sure Barbara would think: the bathroom, or pump and bottle feed in public.


Lee - Jul 21, 2006 8:14:35 am PDT #7970 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

It's a time-honored tradition!! (Remember, sweetie, I did the same thing. You'll be fine! Whee!)

I am sorry that the job fell through, though

What Juliana said, Emily, especially the you'll be fine and the sorry the job didn't work out.

I actually did the same thing, many many years ago, from DC to SF, and that worked out okay.


§ ita § - Jul 21, 2006 8:21:41 am PDT #7971 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I am sure Barbara would think: the bathroom, or pump and bottle feed in public.

The airplane bathroom? I don't see how that's practical, not to mention not unpleasant.


Frankenbuddha - Jul 21, 2006 8:25:35 am PDT #7972 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Some people shouldn't wear Hawaiian shirts.

Creepy + security guard = extra creepy.

Are these two statements connected?


§ ita § - Jul 21, 2006 8:28:53 am PDT #7973 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Are these two statements connected?

No, but my mind is going unpleasant places trying to link them.


Strega - Jul 21, 2006 8:29:54 am PDT #7974 of 10002

I don't think "uncomfortable" is all that damning a word. I'd be uncomfortable in that situation. Doesn't mean I'd think the mother was wrong to nurse. Or that I'd be more comfortable next to a crying baby.


Frankenbuddha - Jul 21, 2006 8:32:21 am PDT #7975 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

No, but my mind is going unpleasant places trying to link them.

Oh good, not just me then.


Lee - Jul 21, 2006 8:33:00 am PDT #7976 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I probably would be a little uncomfortable as well, Strega, but I don't think I would say so as a (formerly?) reputable journalist on a national broadcast. My comfort level just isn't that important in the big picture.


P.M. Marc - Jul 21, 2006 8:33:37 am PDT #7977 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

The View crew also practically threw a party when Elizabeth what's her face switched to formula, giving off a strong, "about time, girl!" vibe. (No matter how many good reasons there are for making that switch for any given family, I still think that it's a weird sort of thing to celebrate.)

A telephone, a red balloon. A picture of the cow jumping over the moon. Three little bears sitting on chairs. Two kittens, a pair of mittens. A toy house and a young mouse. A comb, a brush, a bowl full of mush. A quiet old lady who whispers hush. Clocks and socks.

HAHAHA! Yeah. I could type the whole thing, too.

Goodnight stars, goodnight air, goodnight noises EVERYWHERE, beeyotch.