No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


F2F 4: Too Much Candy, Never Enough Mojitos.  

Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: Madison, WI from June 20-22 2008! Official website.


Zenkitty - Jan 15, 2007 12:55:15 pm PST #4368 of 10002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Well, this just gets better and better!


Topic!Cindy - Jan 15, 2007 1:29:22 pm PST #4369 of 10002
What is even happening?

Zen, I've never been, but the safeword (or unsafe -- perspective depending) seems to be, "Too much candy."


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jan 15, 2007 8:45:48 pm PST #4370 of 10002
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Well, I should let you know that me & Jilli won't be able to make it this year. It's not the timing, it's not the location, we're just having to penny-pinch for the foreseeable future.

I will look forward to the oodles of posts, though.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 15, 2007 8:53:01 pm PST #4371 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I used Yahoo Maps to find out about the driving distance today and it told me I should be able to make the trip in 6 hours. So apparently there's a massive space warp somewhere along US 78 that cuts the distance in half.


Fred Pete - Jan 16, 2007 5:24:08 am PST #4372 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.

It's supposed to be only 9-10 hours' drive from DC. We may try that.


Jessica - Jan 16, 2007 5:26:12 am PST #4373 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I'm going to be 8 months pregnant. Y'all have fun without me though!


Ginger - Jan 16, 2007 5:34:21 am PST #4374 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

We drove to the Washington F2F.

Yahoo maps thinks it's 4 hours from Atlanta to Nashville, and I did manage that once -- at 70 mph all the way, with no traffic and no stops. Normally it takes at least 5 hours. I'd guess Memphis at more like 8, and that's if you're not trapped by the traffic black hole that is Chattanooga.

For the people driving, the hotel has a free parking lot with about 20 spaces, and after that there's street parking.


Vortex - Jan 16, 2007 5:34:47 am PST #4375 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I'm going to be 8 months pregnant.

c'mon, it could be a true Buffista sprog. What greater honor than to be born at the F2F!


Ginger - Jan 16, 2007 5:41:33 am PST #4376 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

We'll only be a couple of blocks from Baptist Hospital (which now has a more neutral name). It's supposed to be a fine place to have a baby.


flea - Jan 16, 2007 5:44:15 am PST #4377 of 10002
information libertarian

I'll be the doula!!

(Actually, if my insurance is any indication, if you deliver outside of your designated hospital at 35 weeks + they refuse to pay).