It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - May 10, 2006 6:45:58 am PDT #6458 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OMG, this cute little baker on Martha Stewart is just not bright -- first he called baking tools "implementations," and then he just called the Cake Bible lady "infamous" for wedding cakes. Poor noodle.


Topic!Cindy - May 10, 2006 6:47:43 am PDT #6459 of 10002
What is even happening?

First set of furniture is supposed to be delivered between 10:30 and 12:30 today. While I wait, I guess this means I can either watch stuff from Netflix, or keep watching the first season of Veronica Mars...

I wish I could do like Willow did when she sucked all the magic out of the books, and suck both seasons right into me. Man, I love this show. In short? Go Veronica Mars. Choose Veronica Mars.


Nora Deirdre - May 10, 2006 6:52:09 am PDT #6460 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

t looks at watch, high-fives self for predicting immediate VM pimpage


shrift - May 10, 2006 7:05:54 am PDT #6461 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I started watching the first season of VM last night. Nobody has to twist my arm to get me to watch more.


Jessica - May 10, 2006 7:12:20 am PDT #6462 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Tetris shelves. Want!


shrift - May 10, 2006 7:21:57 am PDT #6463 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Ack! Furniture's here! Now I get to find out if they expect a tip when they're done.


§ ita § - May 10, 2006 7:23:01 am PDT #6464 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Flash them your boobies. That should cover it.


shrift - May 10, 2006 7:30:30 am PDT #6465 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

No tip, no flashing, and now I get to move the bed and desk around until the mattress gets here. If I'm lucky, my desk chair will arrive today, too. Yay.


Calli - May 10, 2006 7:34:10 am PDT #6466 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I was going to ask about tipping delivery guys (I get a couch on Friday) and shrift beat me to it. Thanks! No $ and no nips--got it.

Well, unless they're ASH level hot.


Gudanov - May 10, 2006 7:34:55 am PDT #6467 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

Sounds like a smooth move, that's great.