No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Ailleann - May 10, 2006 5:48:36 am PDT #6443 of 10002
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Now look Jesse, you've spoiled everyone!

Burn cream is smelly, but friendly. My hand isn't even red now!


Gudanov - May 10, 2006 5:52:45 am PDT #6444 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

Mmmmm. Sink full o' dishes, counter full o' crumbs, and the usual round of giant nasty-ass horse pillsprenatal vitamins and iron supplements and omega-3 fatty acids to swallow. I just can't decide what to do first!

I'd go with dishes and counter first in case the pills make you queasy.


lisah - May 10, 2006 5:54:55 am PDT #6445 of 10002
Punishingly Intricate

Dana! I figured it out (thanks to TWOP) it's Melora Hardin who plays Jan Levinson-Gould on the Office!


Dana - May 10, 2006 6:01:21 am PDT #6446 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Ah! Thanks, lisah.


Amy - May 10, 2006 6:09:10 am PDT #6447 of 10002
Because books.

the usual round of giant nasty-ass horse pillsprenatal vitamins and iron supplements and omega-3 fatty acids to swallow

Take 'em with food! I'm just saying.


ChiKat - May 10, 2006 6:25:52 am PDT #6448 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Ailleann, Happy Birthday!!!!!!


Jesse - May 10, 2006 6:27:27 am PDT #6449 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OK, I just sent my thank-you notes for yesterday, and the lowest-level person (counterpart to the job I was interviewing for) wrote right back, saying she was glad I'm interested in the job. That's good, right?


Tom Scola - May 10, 2006 6:27:33 am PDT #6450 of 10002
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

I agree with the whitefonters, Ailleann.


Ginger - May 10, 2006 6:29:01 am PDT #6451 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

H appy B irthday, A illeann !

(Apparently I need more coffee before I can master creative whitefonting.)


Nicole - May 10, 2006 6:33:38 am PDT #6452 of 10002
I'm getting the pig!

OK, I just sent my thank-you notes for yesterday, and the lowest-level person (counterpart to the job I was interviewing for) wrote right back, saying she was glad I'm interested in the job. That's good, right?

That's very good. I got to sit in on the interviews for my counterpart a few months ago and I think I only replied in email to the applicant that I wanted hired. At least until we notified the rest that they didn't get the job.

Ailleann - Happy Birthday !!