Funny thing about black and white. You mix it together and you get gray. And it doesn't matter how much white you try and put back in, you're never gonna get anything but gray.

Lilah ,'Destiny'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


aurelia - May 08, 2006 6:23:35 pm PDT #6151 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Now I don't feel so silly about discovering (yesterday, after several months of wear) that my jeans are missing a beltloop. Two in the front, one in the back, one on the right side, and nothing on the left.


Jesse - May 08, 2006 6:35:05 pm PDT #6152 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Beltloops, eh.

Oh, and the day I wore them, I kept standing up in rooms full of sitting people. I tried to brazen it out, but finally just put my jacket around my waist.


Lee - May 08, 2006 6:44:17 pm PDT #6153 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I hate it when stuff like that happens.


Jesse - May 08, 2006 6:48:16 pm PDT #6154 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I actually minded it surprisingly little. Possibly because it was behind me, so I couldn't see the big gaping hole in my ass.


Lee - May 08, 2006 6:58:25 pm PDT #6155 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I can see that. I didn't actually change my pants, even though I was still going outside to do my laundry.


aurelia - May 08, 2006 7:02:25 pm PDT #6156 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Is Point Magoo a real place?

aha... Mugu. I swear it sounded like they were saying Magoo on 24.


billytea - May 08, 2006 7:03:35 pm PDT #6157 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Hey, some ducks have a penis half the size of their body!

Length. And it's more than the length of their body, they'd be aghast to hear you impugn their drakehood in such a cavalier fashion.


tommyrot - May 08, 2006 7:06:26 pm PDT #6158 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Hmm... "Impugned Drakehood" would be a good band name....


billytea - May 08, 2006 7:15:18 pm PDT #6159 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Hmm... "Impugned Drakehood" would be a good band name....

It can go up there with "The Wanking Iguanas" and "Bogarting the Millipede".


beth b - May 08, 2006 8:29:07 pm PDT #6160 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

On my way home from work(about 930) - I passed by a car accident - a car flipped over on its side - all 4 tires against the canyon walls. Had to have been raceing. It looked like a larger sedan type vehicle and except for broken windows it looked ok. I am hoping the people inside are ok enough to learn.