I'm afraid there's nothing I can do on that end.
Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!
Xander ,'Lessons'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - May 02, 2006 1:14:06 pm PDT #5019 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
§ ita § - May 02, 2006 1:16:16 pm PDT #5020 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Perforce the sigh.
Jesse - May 02, 2006 1:17:26 pm PDT #5021 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I could hire you a hooker, if you want, I guess.
Gudanov - May 02, 2006 1:19:15 pm PDT #5022 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping
Apparently young Americans are bad at geography.
After more than three years of combat and nearly 2,400 U.S. military deaths in Iraq, nearly two-thirds of Americans aged 18 to 24 still cannot find Iraq on a map, a study released Tuesday showed.
Okay, not exactly shocking, but the article does have an easy geography quiz. I was very disappointed they didn't have any overall results though, what's the fun of taking it if you can't feel smug afterwards?
§ ita § - May 02, 2006 1:25:36 pm PDT #5023 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I could hire you a hooker, if you want, I guess.
It would have to be a random hooker.
Jesse - May 02, 2006 1:28:24 pm PDT #5024 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I don't know any specific ones, so that should be no problem.
Oh. You'll have to pay. That's OK?
§ ita § - May 02, 2006 1:32:32 pm PDT #5025 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
You'll have to pay. That's OK?
That seems a little humdrum. Sob story freebie? Third party gift?
Jesse - May 02, 2006 1:35:01 pm PDT #5026 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
If I'm to pay for this, it'll need to wait until I score big in Vegas. Sob story you have to handle yourself. I'm sorry, that's just the way it sometimes.
Lee - May 02, 2006 1:37:06 pm PDT #5027 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
We have a new litigation paralegal, who started yesterday. Thanks to me, she's already ordered bandages from Archie McPhee (which now has happy monkey bandages, by the way).
I feel so proud.
§ ita § - May 02, 2006 1:50:13 pm PDT #5028 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
it'll need to wait until I score big in Vegas
July 4th? I guess I can wait.