Everything looks good from here... Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land.' I think we should call it 'your grave!' Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh! Now die! Oh, no, God! Oh, dear God in heaven!

Wash ,'Serenity'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Strix - Apr 26, 2006 1:42:28 pm PDT #3812 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Oh, poor Mr. Kitty.

I hope your pussy feels better soon...

(Dude, SORRY. But I really had to.)


Jesse - Apr 26, 2006 1:44:36 pm PDT #3813 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh man, sara. Poor you guys!

The whole reclaiming "vagina" thing really did the world a disservice, accuracy-wise.


tommyrot - Apr 26, 2006 1:45:21 pm PDT #3814 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I think this calls for a cry of VAGINA BOJANGLER.

Or... PUDENDA PRECLUDER.


JZ - Apr 26, 2006 1:49:05 pm PDT #3815 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Pudenda is just such an unattractive-sounding word, all pendulous and droopy and faintly grey-sounding.

My default term for the whole apparatus is, I am faintly embarrassed to admit, cooter or cootch, but my actual favorite terms are cunnie and quim.


sarameg - Apr 26, 2006 1:49:31 pm PDT #3816 of 10002

(Dude, SORRY. But I really had to.)

S'ok. It was a prime opportunity. I knew it was gonna happen!


Jesse - Apr 26, 2006 1:49:52 pm PDT #3817 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

SNATCH!


Strix - Apr 26, 2006 1:50:05 pm PDT #3818 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

You are at once charmingly white-trash AND medieval, pussy-wise!


Steph L. - Apr 26, 2006 1:50:17 pm PDT #3819 of 10002
That which does not kill you should RUN

My default term for the whole apparatus is, I am faintly embarrassed to admit, cooter or cootch, but my actual favorite terms are cunnie and quim.

GOOLIE!!! GOOLIE!!!


§ ita § - Apr 26, 2006 1:52:59 pm PDT #3820 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think pudenda sounds bouncy. A bit bouncier than I'd like, really.

My mother's favourite nose-in-the-air term was underpinnings. She's quaint some times.

Krav alert:

The Tyra Banks Show "Surviving a violent attack" A team of experts teaches young women how to save their lives in the critical seconds following a violent attack.

Tonight at 5 in my market--one of the instructors in my instructor group will be appearing on it.

Which reminds, me, I asked our Jessi about her appearance on the psychic show Alibelle mentioned, and she was terribly self-conscious. And surprised it had already aired. And amused that I knew the name of the show as soon as she told me the station.


tommyrot - Apr 26, 2006 1:54:24 pm PDT #3821 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I think pudenda sounds bouncy. A bit bouncier than I'd like, really.

It makes me thing of pudding.

Which is, I think, horribly wrong.