There is no witty dialogue. I think this is the part where I get out the implements of pain.
A little torture never hurt anyone.
Also, Jack tells fibs.
Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!
Xander ,'Lessons'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
JohnSweden - Mar 09, 2006 7:33:34 am PST #3000 of 10001
I can't even.
Jessica - Mar 09, 2006 7:35:55 am PST #3001 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Oh I don't know. "The only reason you're conscious right now is because I don't feel like carrying you" is pretty snappy, if not witty.
But right now -- less talk, more sharp pointy things!
§ ita § - Mar 09, 2006 7:37:01 am PST #3002 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Oh, someone needs to write Unit/24 fanfiction STAT.
msbelle - Mar 09, 2006 7:53:46 am PST #3003 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
KPRINKLE.
Jesse - Mar 09, 2006 8:14:32 am PST #3004 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
One more PR comment: Is Michael Kors planning a navy charmeuse (sp?) line?
msbelle - Mar 09, 2006 8:31:47 am PST #3005 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I so badly do not want to do any of the work that is sitting in front of me.
Theodosia - Mar 09, 2006 8:35:40 am PST #3006 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
I just got back from a wonderful lunch that included crispy Pad Thai. t /burp
So I'm no more inclined to do work. Hmmm... let's run away together!
§ ita § - Mar 09, 2006 8:37:04 am PST #3007 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I so badly do not want to ask/tell my boss about my impromptu Friday neurology appointment.
Which means I must walk over to her office now.
shrift - Mar 09, 2006 8:52:24 am PST #3008 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I so badly do not want to do any of the work that is sitting in front of me.
Dude. Totally. I just wanna curl up with a book on a couch and wait for the thunderstorms to roll in.
msbelle - Mar 09, 2006 8:55:33 am PST #3009 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I am going for ice cream in 5 minutes.
ION, I just got like 3 different brownie points with the CEO.