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Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."


Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 09, 2020 6:27:16 am PDT #26102 of 28553
Oh honey, the mentally unwell people have been in the fanbase since Game Changers was Stucky fanfiction on the internet. The calls have been coming from inside the house the whole time!

I just got offered a free ebook of a paranormal gay romance novel about a helicopter pilot and a were-seal. The first in a series!


Tom Scola - Sep 09, 2020 6:35:17 am PDT #26103 of 28553
hwæt

What's the difference between a were-seal and a selkie?


-t - Sep 09, 2020 6:40:40 am PDT #26104 of 28553
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I would guess selkies are more in control of which form they take than were-seals but I am unfamiliar with Matt's series so I could be very wrong. I am enjoying the thought of were-seals baying at the full moon, though.


Jessica - Sep 09, 2020 6:54:22 am PDT #26105 of 28553
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

paranormal gay romance novel about a helicopter pilot and a were-seal

God I love romance microgenres.


bennett - Sep 09, 2020 7:17:57 am PDT #26106 of 28553

There's a short story in "Otherwere: Stories of Transformation" about a guy who turns into a were-guppy. "Going too far" by Doris Egan. Fun.


Toddson - Sep 09, 2020 7:21:38 am PDT #26107 of 28553
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

That doesn't sound like much fun ... no insult to guppies intended. I did see a cartoon recently and it shows a full moon in the background and a pack of wolves surrounding a baby which is saying something along the lines of "yes, I was bitten by a baby".

Then there's Chuck Tingle ....


Atropa - Sep 09, 2020 9:25:48 am PDT #26108 of 28553
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

What's the difference between a were-seal and a selkie?

Selkies manifest a seal skin that must be kept somewhere safe when they're in human form. Folklore says that a human can keep a selkie against their will if they steal the skin and refuse to give it back.

So I'd assume that were-seals just transform with the lunar cycle? "It's a full moon, Imma gonna go swim and eat fish"?


aurelia - Sep 09, 2020 9:49:13 am PDT #26109 of 28553
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Unless you are romantically entangled with a were-orca that seems like a completely valid lifestyle.


-t - Sep 09, 2020 10:07:45 am PDT #26110 of 28553
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

And if you are, it's an intriguing base for a plot


Toddson - Sep 09, 2020 10:23:30 am PDT #26111 of 28553
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I once, many years ago, read a book about a man who was one manifestation of a Polynesian shark deity ... he'd romance a woman and then either drown or eat her (possibly both). There was NOT a happy ending to that.