Can't even shout, Can't even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors. They need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.

Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'


Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."


amyparker - Dec 29, 2019 8:39:43 pm PST #25588 of 28597
You've got friends to have good times with. When you need to share the trauma of a badly-written book with someone, that's when you go to family.

In the course of cleaning up computer files, my friend Sara found that she had e-books of Nomad Velour's firefighter porn. (In her defense she bought them 10 years ago and it wasn't for the deathless prose, but even by those standards - wow.)


Dana - Dec 30, 2019 5:33:48 pm PST #25589 of 28597
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Dude apparently ran unopposed for president because he manipulated the other candidate into dropping out:

[link]


amyparker - Dec 30, 2019 6:43:29 pm PST #25590 of 28597
You've got friends to have good times with. When you need to share the trauma of a badly-written book with someone, that's when you go to family.

How does it keep getting worse?!?


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 31, 2019 7:21:59 am PST #25591 of 28597
You have to remember that being a 5-time Olympic medalist means Hilary Knight has been playing hockey at an elite level at least 16 years. It's impossible for her to be a teenage girl less than 16 years old, thus the President's complete lack of interest.

At this point I'm waiting for him to peel off a mask and reveal it was Kevin Spacey the whole time.


sj - Dec 31, 2019 7:28:13 am PST #25592 of 28597
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I feel like you would have to actively try to handle things this badly.


-t - Dec 31, 2019 7:41:49 am PST #25593 of 28597
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Ha, Matt!

I don't really know anything about Mr Velour other than the stuff I have read the last few days and I'm trying to keep an open mind because I am really only reading one side of the story (it's a very persuasive side, but I'm sure there's stuff I'm missing) but I did read the interview where Chuck Tingle comes up and the rest of that interview pretty much makes him seem like a prick so....yeah


Amy - Dec 31, 2019 1:06:56 pm PST #25594 of 28597
Because books.

Last I heard (I haven't been on Twitter all day) he was refusing to step down, but I can't imagine there's any way he could effectively serve his term after this.


Dana - Dec 31, 2019 1:58:47 pm PST #25595 of 28597
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

They (he) just appointed four new board members.


Amy - Dec 31, 2019 3:07:32 pm PST #25596 of 28597
Because books.

Wow. So I'm assuming he's a Trump follower.


Amy - Jan 02, 2020 2:43:08 pm PST #25597 of 28597
Because books.

New outrage! Via T.S. Eliot. The thread is as good to read as the letters themselves (which are linked) -- [link]