I also kinda like...
"She was nuttier than Vin Diesel's package."
"He's crazy like OCD at at the Whack-a-Mole crazy."
"She needs to be hunted down and shot with lithium darts."
Can't even shout, Can't even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors. They need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.
Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'
Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.
There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."
DavidS - Mar 07, 2007 1:40:49 pm PST #2034 of 28344
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Connie Neil - Mar 07, 2007 1:42:51 pm PST #2035 of 28344
brillig
I don't know if this makes sense, but it popped into my head
"Her Froot Loops came in weird colors."
erikaj - Mar 07, 2007 1:43:12 pm PST #2036 of 28344
Always Anti-fascist!
She had eyes harder than Condi's hindparts.
DavidS - Mar 07, 2007 1:45:01 pm PST #2037 of 28344
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
"Her Froot Loops came in weird colors."
Heh. I like it.
She had eyes harder than Condi's hindparts.
Hindparts is a little maidenly, eh?
erikaj - Mar 07, 2007 1:49:24 pm PST #2038 of 28344
Always Anti-fascist!
Yeah...if I were Chandler, I'd say Snatch or gash, I suppose. Or ass, depending. But for myself, I couldn't decide.(And I don't use those words, especially.)
Polter-Cow - Mar 07, 2007 2:03:33 pm PST #2039 of 28344
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Ouch. That's practically Xanthian.
Never read 'em.
That girl is a few comments short of collapsing.
Karl - Mar 07, 2007 2:40:53 pm PST #2040 of 28344
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.
She had eyes harder than a Russian winter, and twice as cold.
And he's as crazy as an American cricketer.
Strega - Mar 07, 2007 2:42:27 pm PST #2041 of 28344
describe a crazy person in fandom
You're trying to get me in trouble.
Topic!Cindy - Mar 07, 2007 2:44:05 pm PST #2042 of 28344
What is even happening?
When BNF found herself three sandwiches short of a picnic, she ate the basket she'd woven under doctor's orders.
Dana - Mar 07, 2007 2:48:05 pm PST #2043 of 28344
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Now, now, BNFs aren't crazy. They just make other people crazy.
She was a crazy as a monkey without a tree.